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Topic: Oh Oh!
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TrishOfStc
Gearhead Posts: 163
From: Riverside, Ca
Registered: Jan 2005
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posted 03-18-2005 06:46 PM
   
With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65 year-old woman gave birth to a baby. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit. "May we see the new baby?" one asked. "Not yet," said the 65 year-old mother, "Soon." Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, "May we see the new baby now?". "Not yet," said the mother. After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, "May we see the baby now?". "No," replied the mother. Growing very impatient, they asked, "Well, when CAN we see the baby?". "WHEN IT CRIES," she told them. "WHEN IT CRIES?" they demanded. "Why do we have to wait until it CRIES?". "BECAUSE, I forgot where I put it."
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 44935
From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99
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posted 03-19-2005 07:13 PM
 They can buy diapers wholesale, too! You know, I've been around a lot of babies and I could never understand how anyone could want one on purpose...  ------------------
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SkinnyMan
Gearhead Posts: 392
From: Tupelo, MS - USA
Registered: Jan 2005
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posted 03-20-2005 02:00 AM
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Originally posted by SteveLaRiviere:
You know, I've been around a lot of babies and I could never understand how anyone could want one on purpose...
Babies don't break your heart - teenagers do. But I still wouldn't trade the experience for the world.
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SkinnyMan
Tupelo, MS Thank you, Thank you very much!
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kwazykat
Moderator Posts: 7456
From: ...a wonderful place to be.... orange county... NC!!!! M&M member #92 .... a blue-oval GRRL-deluxe.....
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 03-22-2005 10:07 PM
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Originally posted by TrishOfStc:
......"BECAUSE, I forgot where I put it."
heh heh heh heh  too much funny! kk
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