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Topic: Top 10 White Trash Valentine's Gifts......
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kwazykat
Moderator Posts: 7456
From: ...a wonderful place to be.... orange county... NC!!!! M&M member #92 .... a blue-oval GRRL-deluxe.....
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 02-02-2005 09:32 AM
   
Top Ten��
White trash Valentine��s gifts ��10 Skoal flavored condoms. 09 Sexy underwear from ��Fredrick��s of Fuquay.�� [note: Fuquay Varina is a town in NC... pronounced "foo-kway-vuh-reena"  ] 08 Heart shaped box of Ex-lax. 07 New cinder blocks for the trailer. 06 Gift certificate for two to Chucky Cheese. 05 Nothing says love like a Wal-Mart brand, cubic zirconium. 04 Two words: Insect repellent. 03 Floor mats for the old Ford pickup. 02 Rose colored glasses. 01 Flintstone��s chewable birth control pills. [source: dragbingo.com: http://www.dragbingo.com/Top%20Ten%20Valentines.htm ] anybody else have some top ten lists for this hallmark holiday!!??!!  kk
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 44935
From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99
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posted 02-02-2005 09:35 AM
How about a tooth whitening strip? {or patch?}------------------
'70 Mustang Mach 1 351C 4V/FMX/3.25 Open
'70 Mustang Convertible 250 I6/3 speed/2.79 Open
'72 Mustang Sprint Hardtop 351C 4V/FMX/4.30 Trac Loc
'94 F-150 XL 5.8L/E4OD/3.55 Limited Slip
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Moneymaker
Administrator Posts: 26813
From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 02-02-2005 07:16 PM
Happy Valentines day baby.....now pull my finger  ------------------
Alex Denysenko
Co-Administrator and Moderator NHRA/IHRA/SRA member and licensed Superstock driver
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Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28 The Barry of BarrysGrrl Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked."
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Ked
Moderator Posts: 9274
From: Fayetteville, N.C.
Registered: Jul 99
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posted 02-02-2005 09:13 PM
MUSTANG PARTS!!!!! That's my top item anyway.... Not that I expect anything, mind you.
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 44935
From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99
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posted 02-03-2005 04:12 PM
Flesh colored butt crack spackle. Allows you to fix your plumbing with an air of dignity.------------------
'70 Mustang Mach 1 351C 4V/FMX/3.25 Open
'70 Mustang Convertible 250 I6/3 speed/2.79 Open
'72 Mustang Sprint Hardtop 351C 4V/FMX/4.30 Trac Loc
'94 F-150 XL 5.8L/E4OD/3.55 Limited Slip
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 44935
From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99
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posted 02-04-2005 08:44 AM
A red velvet bag fo' yo' honey's head.------------------
'70 Mustang Mach 1 351C 4V/FMX/3.25 Open
'70 Mustang Convertible 250 I6/3 speed/2.79 Open
'72 Mustang Sprint Hardtop 351C 4V/FMX/4.30 Trac Loc
'94 F-150 XL 5.8L/E4OD/3.55 Limited Slip
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