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kwazykat
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posted 02-02-2005 09:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for kwazykat   Click Here to Email kwazykat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Top Ten…
White trash Valentine’s gifts …

10 Skoal flavored condoms.

09 Sexy underwear from “Fredrick’s of Fuquay.” [note: Fuquay Varina is a town in NC... pronounced "foo-kway-vuh-reena" ]

08 Heart shaped box of Ex-lax.

07 New cinder blocks for the trailer.

06 Gift certificate for two to Chucky Cheese.

05 Nothing says love like a Wal-Mart brand, cubic zirconium.

04 Two words: Insect repellent.

03 Floor mats for the old Ford pickup.

02 Rose colored glasses.

01 Flintstone’s chewable birth control pills.

[source: dragbingo.com: http://www.dragbingo.com/Top%20Ten%20Valentines.htm ]

anybody else have some top ten lists for this hallmark holiday!!??!!

kk

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 02-02-2005 09:35 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
How about a tooth whitening strip? {or patch?}

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Moneymaker
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posted 02-02-2005 07:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Happy Valentines day baby.....now pull my finger

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Ked
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posted 02-02-2005 09:13 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
MUSTANG PARTS!!!!!

That's my top item anyway....

Not that I expect anything, mind you.

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 02-03-2005 04:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Flesh colored butt crack spackle. Allows you to fix your plumbing with an air of dignity.

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'70 Mustang Convertible 250 I6/3 speed/2.79 Open
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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 02-04-2005 08:44 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A red velvet bag fo' yo' honey's head.

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'70 Mustang Convertible 250 I6/3 speed/2.79 Open
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