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Ked
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From: Fayetteville, N.C.
Registered: Jul 99

posted 01-19-2005 08:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Men Are Just Happier People - What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours. (that's debatable)

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant. (this is a big one)

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000.

Tux rental -- $100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood -- all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails, with a pocketknife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

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The MOST Conservative Grrl
1970 Mustang Coupe, the SheStang
1994 Mustang GT Convertible, canary yellow, the Queen Bee (aka Bitch)

Mustangsandmore.com Member #142

My broad mind and narrow waist have switched places!!!

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trashline
Gearhead

Posts: 1812
From: Levittown, Pa
Registered: Dec 2003

posted 01-19-2005 10:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for trashline   Click Here to Email trashline     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i like how we only have to shave our neck and face one. lol

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1966 coupe
200ci, 3.03 3 speed
holley weber two barrel, msd 6a, blaster 2 coil, Duraspark I, 2 inch exhaust to a super turbo, stock rear (3.20),ram air(homemade)
white w/ black interior, soon be painted (i hope) with the R model apron

1968 Ford Fairlane 289 auto rotting away

1979 f150 300 six with a three on the tree

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Fastback68
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From: Sucat, Paranaque, Philippines
Registered: Jul 99

posted 01-20-2005 12:37 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Fastback68   Click Here to Email Fastback68     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Seriously, I can't believe they missed this one!!! Men don't menstruate. That alone is enough to make me thankful!

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RZ65vert
Gearhead

Posts: 119
From: Down Under
Registered: Nov 2004

posted 01-20-2005 12:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for RZ65vert   Click Here to Email RZ65vert     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
C'mon.
You know the real reason we're happier is we have a fantastic woman looking out for us!!!!!!

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TrishOfStc
Gearhead

Posts: 163
From: Riverside, Ca
Registered: Jan 2005

posted 01-22-2005 10:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for TrishOfStc   Click Here to Email TrishOfStc     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
How nice to see a man being appreciative of where his happiness comes from. LOL

[This message has been edited by TrishOfStc (edited 01-22-2005).]

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kwazykat
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Posts: 7456
From: ...a wonderful place to be.... orange county... NC!!!! M&M member #92 .... a blue-oval GRRL-deluxe.....
Registered: Jun 99

posted 01-22-2005 10:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for kwazykat   Click Here to Email kwazykat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by TrishOfStc:
How nice to see a man being appreciative of where his happiness comes from. LOL

howdy trish-o'! welcome to M&M!


kaylin aka kk

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the original GRRL...
ford true-blue-blood
60 falcon wagon... the "next project"
62 fairlane 500 sports coupe, she will be my street-legal-drag-racing-machine one of these days!!(CHIKCOOP)
currently racing boyfrinn's 70 mustang with my racing powerplant and full street dress....best time: 1.64 60' and 7.557 ET @ 91.184 MPH in the eighth....
66 fairlane 500 4-door (waiting for a new home...maybe)
67 fairlane 500 ranchero (SPUNKY67) currently undergoing a heart transplant... she is ALMOST ready!!!
carolina cougar club
cougar club of america
67 cougar: dan gurney special (KWAZYKAT)
69 cougar standard convertible (COUGRRRL)
84 F150 (TRUKGRRL)
93 Lightning (a red one! just like boyfrinns!!)REDT'GO!!!
93 F350 Quad-Cab Dually for haulin' the race cars.... "Blue House"

the only polish on my nails is "ford grease black"
http://mustangsandmore.50megs.com/MembersPics/kwazykat_1.html
http://mustangsandmore.50megs.com/MembersPics/kwazykat_2.html
http://mustangsandmore.50megs.com/kkandkidsFalconWagon.html
http://mustangsandmore.50megs.com/CHIKCOOP.html

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mustangmel46
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Posts: 34
From: Portsmouth, OH, USA
Registered: Dec 2004

posted 01-22-2005 12:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mustangmel46   Click Here to Email mustangmel46     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I would like to find a man with just one mood and my ex had more shoes than me!!!

Melody

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TrishOfStc
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Posts: 163
From: Riverside, Ca
Registered: Jan 2005

posted 01-22-2005 04:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TrishOfStc   Click Here to Email TrishOfStc     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Thank you KK. My husband loves it here and wanted me to check it out. I already felt like I knew allot of the posters since he talks about them and their cars, so I figured, why not. Seems like a fun place and I like the long running bra thread. How funny it is. However I can't really comment on it much because hubby likes me braless all the time. LOL

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kwazykat
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From: ...a wonderful place to be.... orange county... NC!!!! M&M member #92 .... a blue-oval GRRL-deluxe.....
Registered: Jun 99

posted 01-23-2005 10:49 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for kwazykat   Click Here to Email kwazykat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by TrishOfStc:
..... hubby likes me braless all the time. LOL

yah! i hear ya grrlfrinn!!
it is kinda our houserule also.....
a rule boyfrinn has no issue with!! teeheheheheeeeheeeeee

kk

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Ked
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posted 01-23-2005 11:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hiya, Trish

A belated welcome to M&M!

Hope to see you post often!

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