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Topic: It's the shy and reserved Steve, checking in..
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steve'66
Gearhead Posts: 9489
From: Sonoma,CA,USA
Registered: Mar 2000
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posted 01-11-2005 10:22 PM
   
I dunno about you Amazon women, hitting guys with sticks reminds me of an old story.A guy walked into a bar and there was a Chimp behind the bar with the bartender. The guy asked what the Chimp was doing here? The bartender said he's a special Chimp from the Amazon. Guy say's really? What's he do? The bartender picked up a stick and smacked the Chimp real hard across his face! Almost knocked the little guy out! Then, the Chimp got up and dropped the bartender's pants and gave him a the greatest BJ the guy had ever seen!  After the Chimp was done, the bartender asked the Guy if he'd like to try it. The guy responded, YEAH SURE! but, don't hit me so hard with that stick.  SteveW,
bringing you a little SF humor.  [This message has been edited by steve'66 (edited 01-11-2005).]
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SteveLaRiviere
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From: Saco, Maine
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posted 01-12-2005 08:09 AM
Did you hear about the drunk that could do magic tricks? Every time he walked down the street he turned into a bar.------------------
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Moneymaker
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posted 01-12-2005 12:59 PM
This guy walks into a night club with an alligator.
They both take seats at the bar......------------------
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Ked
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From: Fayetteville, N.C.
Registered: Jul 99
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posted 01-12-2005 07:14 PM
Shy and reserved???Sorry, I had to read the joke twice...... eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww
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steve'66
Gearhead Posts: 9489
From: Sonoma,CA,USA
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posted 01-12-2005 08:00 PM
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Originally posted by Ked:
Shy and reserved???Sorry, I had to read the joke twice...... eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww
But, Does that mean you didn't laugh? SteveW
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Ked
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From: Fayetteville, N.C.
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posted 01-12-2005 08:46 PM
Does a chuckle count????
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steve'66
Gearhead Posts: 9489
From: Sonoma,CA,USA
Registered: Mar 2000
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posted 01-12-2005 09:37 PM
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Originally posted by Ked:
Does a chuckle count????
OK, Guess it was more of a guy joke. When I first heard it about 20 years ago I thought it was raw and ROTFLMAO material. Nowadays, it's nuting. SteveW
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