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steve'66
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posted 01-11-2005 10:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for steve'66   Click Here to Email steve'66     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I dunno about you Amazon women, hitting guys with sticks reminds me of an old story.

A guy walked into a bar and there was a Chimp behind the bar with the bartender. The guy asked what the Chimp was doing here? The bartender said he's a special Chimp from the Amazon. Guy say's really? What's he do? The bartender picked up a stick and smacked the Chimp real hard across his face! Almost knocked the little guy out! Then, the Chimp got up and dropped the bartender's pants and gave him a the greatest BJ the guy had ever seen! After the Chimp was done, the bartender asked the Guy if he'd like to try it.

The guy responded, YEAH SURE! but, don't hit me so hard with that stick.

SteveW,
bringing you a little SF humor.

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 01-12-2005 08:09 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Did you hear about the drunk that could do magic tricks? Every time he walked down the street he turned into a bar.

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posted 01-12-2005 12:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This guy walks into a night club with an alligator.
They both take seats at the bar......

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posted 01-12-2005 07:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Shy and reserved???

Sorry, I had to read the joke twice......

eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww

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steve'66
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posted 01-12-2005 08:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for steve'66   Click Here to Email steve'66     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ked:
Shy and reserved???

Sorry, I had to read the joke twice......

eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww


But,

Does that mean you didn't laugh?

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Ked
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posted 01-12-2005 08:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Does a chuckle count????

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steve'66
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posted 01-12-2005 09:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for steve'66   Click Here to Email steve'66     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ked:
Does a chuckle count????

OK,

Guess it was more of a guy joke. When I first heard it about 20 years ago I thought it was raw and ROTFLMAO material. Nowadays, it's nuting.

SteveW

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