The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait! >>> >
>>> >An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction
>>> >work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
>>> >
>>> >They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and
>>> >cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch,
>>> >I'm going to jump off this building."
>>> >
>>> >The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If
>>> >I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off,
>>>
>>> >too."
>>> >
>>> >The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a
>>> >bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
>>> >
>>> >The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef
>>> >and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
>>> >The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
>>> >The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his
>>> >death as well.
>>> >
>>> >At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.
>>> >She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and
>>> >cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
>>> >
>>> >The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him
>>> >tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
>>> >
>>> >Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife
>>> >said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."
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mike r
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everything else is just a game.
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posted 10-18-2004 12:12 PM
