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capri man

Posts: 8777
From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000

posted 10-18-2004 12:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man        Reply w/Quote
The very first ever Blonde GUY joke..... And well worth the wait!

>>> >

>>> >An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction

>>> >work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

>>> >

>>> >They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and

>>> >cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch,

>>> >I'm going to jump off this building."

>>> >

>>> >The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If

>>> >I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off,


>>> >too."

>>> >

>>> >The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again! If I get a

>>> >bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."

>>> >

>>> >The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef

>>> >and cabbage, and jumped to his death.

>>> >The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.

>>> >The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his

>>> >death as well.

>>> >

>>> >At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.

>>> >She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and

>>> >cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"

>>> >

>>> >The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him

>>> >tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."

>>> >

>>> >Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife

>>> >said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch."

mike r
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everything else is just a game.
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posted 10-18-2004 02:01 PM              Reply w/Quote
Good one!

BTW, I have dark hair

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Posts: 43
From: Portsmouth, OH, USA
Registered: Dec 2004

posted 01-16-2005 10:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mustangmel46        Reply w/Quote
new girl here, just had to say that was really good lol



Posts: 2291
From: Bloomfield, NY, USA. Western Finger Lakes, 65 Fastback, 69 Coupe MCA #-04549
Registered: Dec 2000

posted 01-17-2005 05:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mike65        Reply w/Quote
Oh no, I am blonde (with a little gray) & I make my own lunch.

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From: ...a wonderful place to be.... orange county... NC!!!! M&M member #92 .... a blue-oval GRRL-deluxe.....
Registered: Jun 99

posted 01-17-2005 11:24 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for kwazykat        Reply w/Quote
hey mel!

welcome to M&M!
its kinda quiet here on the weekends.... i am sure the resta' the grrls will be along soon and say howdy!

kaylin aka kk

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currently racing boyfrinn's 70 mustang with my racing powerplant and full street time: 1.64 60' and 7.557 ET @ 91.184 MPH in the eighth....
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Posts: 9683
From: Fayetteville, N.C.
Registered: Jul 99

posted 01-18-2005 09:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked        Reply w/Quote
Hi Mel!

Welcome to M&M. Sorry I've been delayed.....

life is busy like that!


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From: Vancouver Island, Canada
Registered: Nov 2001

posted 01-19-2005 11:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ponygirl67        Reply w/Quote
Welcome to the site mustangmel46....nice to have another grrl about!!!

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