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SteveLaRiviere
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From: Saco, Maine
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posted 10-13-2004 04:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I don't mean kills as in street racing, I mean how about when some misguided male type ASSumed you didn't know anything about cars and you put them in their place! {this could get good}

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'70 Mustang Mach 1 351C 4V/FMX/3.25 Open
'70 Mustang Convertible 250 I6/3 speed/2.79 Open
'72 Mustang Sprint Hardtop 351C 4V/FMX/4.30 Trac Loc
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capri man
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From: doerun, ga.
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posted 10-13-2004 09:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i thought you ment like when i used to take the grrls parking in the cemetary after dark!!! hell, they were to scared to get out of the car! hehehehe

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everything else is just a game.
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kwazykat
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From: ...a wonderful place to be.... orange county... NC!!!! M&M member #92 .... a blue-oval GRRL-deluxe.....
Registered: Jun 99

posted 10-13-2004 10:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kwazykat   Click Here to Email kwazykat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SteveLaRiviere:
.... misguided male type ASSumed ....


hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......lets see......

there was the time i bought tranny fluid for the ranchero and the kid at the check-out quizzed me on whether or not i had the right type.... i replied yes.... he pointed out there are other types......i said yes.....his second question was "what motor does it have"....

i tilted my head
sorta smirked a little
and asked him why that mattered when this was for the transmission.......

he acted rather stunned that i would even
know to SAY something like that instead of just answering his know-it-all-questions.....

i then pointed out he had not offered his advise to the two gentlemen in line in front of me (just happened to be some buddies of mine)and they had also each bought transmission fluids..... boy he turned red.....

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first of all....if he was just being helpful that is ok.... but......when i indicated i KNEW what i needed to buy..... he should have stopped right then with the "practicing to pretend to learn how to be condensending to females" trip....

but since he insisted on asking stupid questions i figured i was going to have to bow up on his a$s a little and set a few things straight.....so i made sure he understood i was amused at his antics......and that i know alot of men who are car weinies and pay someone to change their oil....only because they have NO clue how to do it for themselves!!! geesh!!

my buddies said i was too harsh to the boy but dang..... he simply asked for it..... and i am quite sure it made NO impact on him anyway so .......
no harm no foul......

ked has some doooozies..... hey ked......
WARE YAT!!???!???

kk

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Ked
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From: Fayetteville, N.C.
Registered: Jul 99

posted 10-14-2004 09:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Funny you should ask this question, Steve.

Just today I had to get an inspection for the '94.

I went to a "new" place (remember the shadetree'n it incident?), so they did not know me.

About midway through the inspection a fella came in and asked me if the car had been sitting.

I told him only for a week or so. He said, "well, did you know you have a coolant leak?"

I told him I was aware of it.

When I was checking out, a different fella came in and said, "Miss (ha, yah, he called me miss!!), when you have time, come back and I'll take care of that coolant leak".

I said, "it's the theromstat housing, right?."

He kinda stepped back and looked at me again.....I told him I had fixed that leak a couple of years ago and I'd just do it again...

He said, "you did it yourself?????"

I then told him that this car is a bitch and that I'll soon have her paid off.....

...he interrupted, as I was going to say that I would then get things right....and said,

"well, why would you want to get rid of her, that's the last year they put the 5.0 in them."

To which I replied, "no, it's not. '95 is the last year they put the 5.0 in them."

He had the registration in his hand, he had to know it was a 94......

Guess what he did????

He expressed surprise that it was a '94!

Geeeessshhhh!

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Ked
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From: Fayetteville, N.C.
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posted 10-14-2004 09:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ya'll already heard the story about the guy at Advance Auto who told me to "call your husband" because he did not want to sell me a tune up kit for the Fairlane. Insisting that the 289 was a 6 cylinder.....

oh, yeah....and the dip$hit drives a '73 Mustang.....

and I think he is the father to the little girl my son was making goo goo eyes at last year.......

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Keahi73
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From: San Jose, CA, USA
Registered: Mar 2002

posted 11-24-2004 01:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Keahi73   Click Here to Email Keahi73     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Does this count? I was at a stoplight last weekend trying not to laugh at the import revving his engine next to me. (C'mon now!I was driving the RagDoll!). Of course I could not resist letting him hear what a real exhaust system sounded like. I have straight pipes on the F1. I blew him a kiss after he asked if I wanted to race him to the next light (About 3/4 mile away). After telling him he would not make it to the next light, he told me that he has never been beat by a GIRL. The light turned green, he took off in a giant production as I leisurely continued on my way. He failed to see the FEMALE officer waiting to make a right turn behind him. I blew him another kiss as I passed him by. Although I wrong about him not making the next light. He was stopped just past it!

I thought things like that never happened in real life.

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Billy Mac
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From: S.Ga
Registered: Aug 2003

posted 12-27-2004 12:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Billy Mac   Click Here to Email Billy Mac     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL....That's cold......FUNNY...But Cold

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kwazykat
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From: ...a wonderful place to be.... orange county... NC!!!! M&M member #92 .... a blue-oval GRRL-deluxe.....
Registered: Jun 99

posted 12-29-2004 10:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kwazykat   Click Here to Email kwazykat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ehhhhhhhh.......

i spanked yet another honda-pee-pee-boy yesterday...... that is so danged standard... does it even count anymore???? heh heh heh heh

the fun part is the a$shole tailgated me for MILES.... on a two lane country road..... i just ignored him.... but when he backed off to "sling-shot" around me in one of the few passing zones ..... i quietly reached up and turned my overdrive off....and waited for him to try and pass me.....

i didnt blast him right away.... i "LET" him get to my bumper in the passing zone and held him there...... he was NOT able to get any further past me....
i figured "yah... we are going down the hill boy.... impress me when we go UP the hill.....".... of course he couldnt.... what a weeeeeee-neeeeee.....

i believe it was a high-school kid on holiday.... i only hope they had a buddy with them so they got r-e-a-l humiliated being whipped by a heavy truck.....that was driven by a GRRL!!!! eeeeeeeek!

ppppppfffffffffffffhhhhhhhhhhhhhhtttttttttt......

dumbnuts....

kk

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