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Topic: Alex's I wanna be a Ho class of 2004 now accepting new applicats
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Moneymaker
Administrator Posts: 26813
From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 04-10-2004 02:02 PM
   
Are you tired of your dull repetitious lifestyle?
Not getting enough quality or quantity at home?
Is your Wal-Mart lingerie getting tattered and worn out?
Do you want to meet new exciting people while earning a great living?
Or do you just want to spice up your love life?Well, Mr. Manwhore himself is now accepting applicants for May-June 2004 courses in the famous and reknowned I wanna be a HO school. Learn new and exciting techniques in all aspects of pleasing a man while enjoying yourself at the same time.
Learn how to make big money at home while having the most gratifying experiances of your life.
That home cooked meal and a quickie can be worth big money.  Proven track record with hundreds of satisfied graduates.
Please apply on this thread.
Disclaimer:
Some physical activity required. 
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Alex Denysenko
Co-Administrator and Moderator NHRA/IHRA/SRA member and licensed Superstock driver
MCA member# 53321
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA & SS/MA National Record Holder '00,'01,'02,'03,& '04
First SS/MA in the TENS!
IHRA division 5 Superstock Champion
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28 The Barry of BarrysGrrl Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked."
Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!"
Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!"
www.moneymakerracing.com
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kwazykat
Moderator Posts: 7456
From: ...a wonderful place to be.... orange county... NC!!!! M&M member #92 .... a blue-oval GRRL-deluxe.....
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 04-10-2004 03:34 PM
heh hehi have already earned my mister manho' masters in the famous and reknown i wanna be a ho school.... oh! puh-leeze re-admit me for my doctorates degree in ho-ology!! i wanna be a lil-missy-doctah-ho damn ...... that sounds fine as wine baby!!
i will be the smartest ho around!!!!
teeheehehheheheeeee 
kk
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Billy Mac
Gearhead Posts: 857
From: S.Ga
Registered: Aug 2003
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posted 04-12-2004 01:01 AM
ROFLMSMFAO!!!!!!!!! [This message has been edited by Billy Mac (edited 04-12-2004).]
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Mooney
Gearhead Posts: 1943
From: Marietta, Ga
Registered: Oct 2003
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posted 04-12-2004 01:15 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Billy Mac:
ROFLMSMFAO!!!!!!!!!
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Rolling on the floor laughing my ....S...M???? fat a$$ off? What's the S&M for?
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Billy Mac
Gearhead Posts: 857
From: S.Ga
Registered: Aug 2003
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posted 04-12-2004 08:17 AM
Skinny.....Mellon Farmin'(  )......or Mudder Fabricatin'..... ...?????[This message has been edited by Billy Mac (edited 04-12-2004).] [This message has been edited by Billy Mac (edited 04-12-2004).]
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Mooney
Gearhead Posts: 1943
From: Marietta, Ga
Registered: Oct 2003
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posted 04-12-2004 10:01 AM
Well theres a first for everything. 'Preciate it.
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Moneymaker
Administrator Posts: 26813
From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 04-13-2004 03:47 PM
This class is not for men guys!
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Alex Denysenko
Co-Administrator and Moderator NHRA/IHRA/SRA member and licensed Superstock driver
MCA member# 53321
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA & SS/MA National Record Holder '00,'01,'02,'03,& '04
First SS/MA in the TENS!
IHRA division 5 Superstock Champion
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28 The Barry of BarrysGrrl Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked."
Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!"
Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!"
www.moneymakerracing.com
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Ked
Moderator Posts: 9274
From: Fayetteville, N.C.
Registered: Jul 99
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posted 09-01-2004 08:06 AM
'bout time to open enrollment for 2005, ain't it?
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ccode67
Gearhead Posts: 2895
From: douglasville,ga,usa
Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 09-01-2004 09:08 AM
I just want to know when the GRRLS are going to open the Manwhore College, I have my application filled out and I'm ready to report to class.
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mustangs68
Moderator Posts: 24577
From: Buckroe Beach Va MCA#39406 M&M #12 Member Mustang Club of Tidewater
Registered: May 99
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posted 09-03-2004 08:04 PM
forget it ccode67,
they use a yardstick for measuring 
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 44935
From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99
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posted 09-03-2004 08:06 PM
...and a hourglass... ------------------
'70 Mustang Mach 1 351C 4V/FMX/3.25 Open
'70 Mustang Convertible 250 I6/3 speed/2.79 Open
'72 Mustang Sprint Hardtop 351C 4V/FMX/4.30 Trac Loc
'94 F-150 XL 5.8L/E4OD/3.55 Limited Slip
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ccode67
Gearhead Posts: 2895
From: douglasville,ga,usa
Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 09-04-2004 06:45 AM
LMAO
Sam and Steve, you guys are brutal, I'm going to go climb under a rock and hide. 
HEY, whatever happenned to "SIZE DOESN"T MATTER"
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 44935
From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99
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posted 09-04-2004 04:52 PM
quote:
Originally posted by ccode67:
HEY, whatever happenned to "SIZE DOESN"T MATER"
It got exposed to reality. ------------------
'70 Mustang Mach 1 351C 4V/FMX/3.25 Open
'70 Mustang Convertible 250 I6/3 speed/2.79 Open
'72 Mustang Sprint Hardtop 351C 4V/FMX/4.30 Trac Loc
'94 F-150 XL 5.8L/E4OD/3.55 Limited Slip
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capri man
Gearhead Posts: 7249
From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 09-04-2004 05:10 PM
quote:
Originally posted by ccode67:
HEY, whatever happenned to "SIZE DOESN"T MATTER"
it was probably a man that said thet, not a woman!!!
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mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-302-7.33 @92mph 1/8
1.54 60 ft. http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/billswebsite/pg06.html
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kwazykat
Moderator Posts: 7456
From: ...a wonderful place to be.... orange county... NC!!!! M&M member #92 .... a blue-oval GRRL-deluxe.....
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 09-05-2004 01:10 PM
quote:
Originally posted by capri man:
it was probably a man that said thet, not a woman!!!
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ssheeeeesshhhh that was freaking great!!!!!!! kk
edit = spacing so forum isnt nine miles wide! teehehehehehheeeeeee [This message has been edited by kwazykat (edited 09-05-2004).]
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GreenEyedGal
Gearhead Posts: 112
From: Hoffman Estates, IL, USA
Registered: Aug 2004
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posted 09-05-2004 05:33 PM
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Originally posted by kwazykat:
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edit = spacing so forum isnt nine miles wide! teehehehehehheeeeeee [This message has been edited by kwazykat (edited 09-05-2004).]
I second that!!!! ------------------
M&M #4087
http://mustangsandmore.50megs.com/mug_GreenEyedGal.jpg [This message has been edited by GreenEyedGal (edited 09-05-2004).]
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Ked
Moderator Posts: 9274
From: Fayetteville, N.C.
Registered: Jul 99
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posted 01-12-2005 07:20 PM
quote:
Originally posted by ccode67:
I just want to know when the GRRLS are going to open the Manwhore College, I have my application filled out and I'm ready to report to class.
Sorry, Stuart, but enrollment is full.
Maybe you can get on the waiting list for 2007 ???? Just let me know and I'll give you the address to send your tuition.
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Moneymaker
Administrator Posts: 26813
From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 01-12-2005 08:20 PM
I am the one, the only, the original Manwhore. ------------------
Alex Denysenko
Co-Administrator and Moderator NHRA/IHRA/SRA member and licensed Superstock driver
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA & SS/MA National Record Holder '00,'01,'02,'03,'04 &'05
First SS/MA in the TENS!
IHRA division 5 Superstock Champion
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28 The Barry of BarrysGrrl Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked."
Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!"
Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!"
www.moneymakerracing.com
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trashline
Gearhead Posts: 1812
From: Levittown, Pa
Registered: Dec 2003
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posted 01-12-2005 11:20 PM
i wish i had one of those silly smily faces where the head got real big and exploded... bc id post that right after i quote alex there.------------------
1966 mustang coupe
200ci, 3.03 3 speed tranny
holley weber two barrel conversion, msd 6a ignition, blaster 2 coil, Duraspark I, 2 inch exhaust to a super turbo, stock rear (3.20),ram air install complete (homemade)
white w/ black interior, soon be painted (i hope) with the R model apron and gt350 hood scoop
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N266fords
Gearhead Posts: 1652
From: Sierra Vista ,Az USA
Registered: Apr 2003
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posted 01-13-2005 02:27 AM
you know your old when your hand falls asleep on you..
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BarrysGrrl
Gearhead Posts: 2045
From: Illinois/Indiana & parts inbetween
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted 01-13-2005 08:29 AM
Alex even got a uniform for Christmas:  LMAO at Bruce! LOL ------------------
Beth Hey - did ya hear? My Alex is CHAMP!!! "My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me." - Henry Ford (for Alex)
Alex & Beth's Homepage
MoneymakerRacing.com
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FrdTuff
Gearhead Posts: 147
From:
Registered: Apr 2003
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posted 01-13-2005 06:52 PM
Wow that's something to be proud of
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jsracingbbf
Gearhead Posts: 2904
From: Batesville,MS. , U.S.A.
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 01-13-2005 07:09 PM
Hell anybody can be a man whore....It's pimpin that aint EZ LOL  ------------------
JS
"never submit yourself to scientific tests no matter how bad you need the money, for all you know they could have erased your memory and YOU WERE REALLY SOMEBODY BEFORE"
69 Mustang Pro ET Drag
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FrdTuff
Gearhead Posts: 147
From:
Registered: Apr 2003
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posted 01-13-2005 07:40 PM
oops.... hit the back button
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