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Moneymaker
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posted 04-10-2004 02:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Are you tired of your dull repetitious lifestyle?
Not getting enough quality or quantity at home?
Is your Wal-Mart lingerie getting tattered and worn out?
Do you want to meet new exciting people while earning a great living?
Or do you just want to spice up your love life?

Well, Mr. Manwhore himself is now accepting applicants for May-June 2004 courses in the famous and reknowned I wanna be a HO school.

Learn new and exciting techniques in all aspects of pleasing a man while enjoying yourself at the same time.
Learn how to make big money at home while having the most gratifying experiances of your life.
That home cooked meal and a quickie can be worth big money.

Proven track record with hundreds of satisfied graduates.
Please apply on this thread.


Disclaimer:
Some physical activity required.

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Alex Denysenko
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NHRA/IHRA/SRA member and licensed Superstock driver
MCA member# 53321
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA & SS/MA National Record Holder '00,'01,'02,'03,& '04
First SS/MA in the TENS!
IHRA division 5 Superstock Champion
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28

The Barry of BarrysGrrl

Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked."
Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!"
Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!"
www.moneymakerracing.com

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kwazykat
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posted 04-10-2004 03:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kwazykat   Click Here to Email kwazykat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
heh heh

i have already earned my mister manho' masters in the famous and reknown i wanna be a ho school....

oh! puh-leeze re-admit me for my doctorates degree in ho-ology!!

i wanna be a lil-missy-doctah-ho

damn ...... that sounds fine as wine baby!!
i will be the smartest ho around!!!!
teeheehehheheheeeee


kk

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Billy Mac
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posted 04-12-2004 01:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Billy Mac   Click Here to Email Billy Mac     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ROFLMSMFAO!!!!!!!!!

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Mooney
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posted 04-12-2004 01:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mooney   Click Here to Email Mooney     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Billy Mac:
ROFLMSMFAO!!!!!!!!!
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Rolling on the floor laughing my ....S...M???? fat a$$ off? What's the S&M for?

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Billy Mac
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posted 04-12-2004 08:17 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Billy Mac   Click Here to Email Billy Mac     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Skinny.....Mellon Farmin'( )......or Mudder Fabricatin'..... ...?????

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Mooney
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posted 04-12-2004 10:01 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mooney   Click Here to Email Mooney     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well theres a first for everything. 'Preciate it.

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Moneymaker
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posted 04-13-2004 03:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
This class is not for men guys!

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Alex Denysenko
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NHRA/IHRA/SRA member and licensed Superstock driver
MCA member# 53321
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA & SS/MA National Record Holder '00,'01,'02,'03,& '04
First SS/MA in the TENS!
IHRA division 5 Superstock Champion
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28

The Barry of BarrysGrrl

Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked."
Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!"
Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!"
www.moneymakerracing.com

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Ked
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posted 09-01-2004 08:06 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
'bout time to open enrollment for 2005, ain't it?

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ccode67
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From: douglasville,ga,usa
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posted 09-01-2004 09:08 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ccode67   Click Here to Email ccode67     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I just want to know when the GRRLS are going to open the Manwhore College, I have my application filled out and I'm ready to report to class.

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mustangs68
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posted 09-03-2004 08:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mustangs68   Click Here to Email mustangs68     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
forget it ccode67,
they use a yardstick for measuring

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 09-03-2004 08:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
...and a hourglass...

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'70 Mustang Mach 1 351C 4V/FMX/3.25 Open
'70 Mustang Convertible 250 I6/3 speed/2.79 Open
'72 Mustang Sprint Hardtop 351C 4V/FMX/4.30 Trac Loc
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ccode67
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posted 09-04-2004 06:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ccode67   Click Here to Email ccode67     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LMAO
Sam and Steve, you guys are brutal, I'm going to go climb under a rock and hide.


HEY, whatever happenned to "SIZE DOESN"T MATTER"

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 09-04-2004 04:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ccode67:
HEY, whatever happenned to "SIZE DOESN"T MATER"

It got exposed to reality.

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'70 Mustang Mach 1 351C 4V/FMX/3.25 Open
'70 Mustang Convertible 250 I6/3 speed/2.79 Open
'72 Mustang Sprint Hardtop 351C 4V/FMX/4.30 Trac Loc
'94 F-150 XL 5.8L/E4OD/3.55 Limited Slip

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capri man
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From: doerun, ga.
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posted 09-04-2004 05:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ccode67:


HEY, whatever happenned to "SIZE DOESN"T MATTER"



it was probably a man that said thet, not a woman!!!

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mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-302-7.33 @92mph 1/8
1.54 60 ft.

http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/billswebsite/pg06.html

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kwazykat
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posted 09-05-2004 01:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kwazykat   Click Here to Email kwazykat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by capri man:

it was probably a man that said thet, not a woman!!!



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ssheeeeesshhhh that was freaking great!!!!!!!

kk
edit = spacing so forum isnt nine miles wide! teehehehehehheeeeeee

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GreenEyedGal
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posted 09-05-2004 05:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for GreenEyedGal     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kwazykat:
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahaa
aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaahahaha
haahahahahahahaaahahahahahahahaahaahaahhahahahahahahahahaaahahahahahahahaaaaahahaahaaa
haha
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ssheeeeesshhhh that was freaking great!!!!!!!

kk
edit = spacing so forum isnt nine miles wide! teehehehehehheeeeeee

[This message has been edited by kwazykat (edited 09-05-2004).]


I second that!!!!

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Ked
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posted 01-12-2005 07:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ccode67:
I just want to know when the GRRLS are going to open the Manwhore College, I have my application filled out and I'm ready to report to class.


Sorry, Stuart, but enrollment is full.

Maybe you can get on the waiting list for 2007 ????

Just let me know and I'll give you the address to send your tuition.

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Moneymaker
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posted 01-12-2005 08:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I am the one, the only, the original Manwhore.

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Alex Denysenko
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NHRA/IHRA/SRA member and licensed Superstock driver
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA & SS/MA National Record Holder '00,'01,'02,'03,'04 &'05
First SS/MA in the TENS!
IHRA division 5 Superstock Champion
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28

The Barry of BarrysGrrl

Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked."
Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!"
Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!"
www.moneymakerracing.com

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trashline
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posted 01-12-2005 11:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for trashline   Click Here to Email trashline     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
i wish i had one of those silly smily faces where the head got real big and exploded... bc id post that right after i quote alex there.

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1966 mustang coupe
200ci, 3.03 3 speed tranny
holley weber two barrel conversion, msd 6a ignition, blaster 2 coil, Duraspark I, 2 inch exhaust to a super turbo, stock rear (3.20),ram air install complete (homemade)
white w/ black interior, soon be painted (i hope) with the R model apron and gt350 hood scoop

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N266fords
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posted 01-13-2005 02:27 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for N266fords   Click Here to Email N266fords     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
you know your old when your hand falls asleep on you..

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BarrysGrrl
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posted 01-13-2005 08:29 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for BarrysGrrl   Click Here to Email BarrysGrrl     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Alex even got a uniform for Christmas:

LMAO at Bruce! LOL

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Beth

Hey - did ya hear? My Alex is CHAMP!!!

"My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me." - Henry Ford (for Alex)


Alex & Beth's Homepage
MoneymakerRacing.com

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FrdTuff
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posted 01-13-2005 06:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for FrdTuff   Click Here to Email FrdTuff     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Wow that's something to be proud of

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jsracingbbf
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posted 01-13-2005 07:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for jsracingbbf   Click Here to Email jsracingbbf     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hell anybody can be a man whore....It's pimpin that aint EZ LOL

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JS
"never submit yourself to scientific tests no matter how bad you need the money, for all you know they could have erased your memory and YOU WERE REALLY SOMEBODY BEFORE"
69 Mustang Pro ET Drag

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FrdTuff
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posted 01-13-2005 07:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for FrdTuff   Click Here to Email FrdTuff     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
oops.... hit the back button

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