A middle-aged cowhand picked up his pay, went to the bunkhouse and got cleaned up, then drove his pickup into town for a little Saturday night diversion. He stopped in at the It'll Do Bar and Grill, sat down at the bar and ordered a whiskey.
An attractive middle-aged woman sitting two stools down from him noticed his boots and hat and asked, "Are you a cowboy?"
He replied, "Well ma'am, I've been herding and branding cows, mending fences, and breaking horses for twenty years, so I guess you could say I'm a cowboy. What are you?"
She said, "I'm the Dean of Women at the college here. But that's what I do - what I am is a lesbian. All I think about morning, noon and night is making love with beautiful young women." With that, she smiled, finished her drink, and left.
Pondering her statement, the cowboy ordered another whisky, and as it was being poured a man sat down at the bar near him and ordered a beer. After their drinks came the new guy looked at the cowboy's boots and hat and asked, "Are you a cowboy?".
The cowboy replied, "Well, I always thought I was, but tonight I found out I'm a lesbian."
[This message has been edited by george brown (edited 10-31-2003).]