Real GRRL - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real GRRL's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

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Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Real GRRL - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares?

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Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

Real GRRL - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch,
with your feet up, eating it anyway.

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Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

Real GRRL - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

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Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the inside of the cake.

Real GRRL - Go to the bakery -- they'll even decorate it for you.

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Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

Real GRRL - Sara Lee frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it.

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Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

Real GRRL - Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it.

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And finally the most important tip....

Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

Real GRRL - Leftover wine?

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A good friend will come and bail you out of
jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!"

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The MOST Conservative Grrl
1970 Mustang Coupe, the SheStang
1994 Mustang GT Convertible, canary yellow, the Queen Bee

Mustangsandmore.com Member #142

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Originally posted by Ked:
~ummmmmmmmmmmmm

Thought ya'll would like this one.........

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i missed this one ked.....
actually, i have not logged on in quite a while.... so here i am at work
sneaking a peek!!!

teeeheheheheeeee

kk

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Beth

Hey - did ya hear? My Alex is CHAMP!!!

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mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-7.51 @89mph 1/8
1.54 60 ft.

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mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-7.51 @89mph 1/8
1.54 60 ft.