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johnmustang
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Posts: 5939
From: British Columbia , Canada
Registered: Nov 2001

posted 08-20-2003 03:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for johnmustang   Click Here to Email johnmustang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

> > If Dr. Seuss Was a Woman, she'd write:
> >
> > I'm glad I'm a woman -Yes I am, yes I am.
> > I don't live on Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam.
> > I don't brag to my buddies about my erections.
> > I won't drive to Hell before asking directions.
> >
> > I act nice at parties; don't act like a clown;
> > And I know how to put the damn toilet seat down.
> > I won't grab your boobies; I won't pinch your butt.
> > My belt is not hidden beneath my beer gut.
> >
> > I don't go around re-adjusting my crotch;
> > Or make sure my headboard bears each hard-earned notch.
> > I don't belch in public; don't scratch my behind.
> > I'm a woman, you see- I'm just not that kind!
> >
> > I'm glad I'm a woman; So glad I could sing-
> > and thrilled I'm not covered in shag carpeting.
> > Hair won't grow from my ears, or cover my back.
> > And when I bend over, you can't see my crack.
> >
> > I'm a woman, alas-and I'm proud, don't you see?
> > I'm blessed to have boobs and to squat when I pee.
> > I don't live for golf, or shoot basketball.
> > I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal.
> >
> > I don't need male bonding; I don't cruise for chicks-
> > I'll never join the "Hair Club", or think with my dick.
> > I'm a woman, by chance, and thankful I am!
> > I'm so glad I'm a woman; not a man, yes I am!
> >


JOHN

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kwazykat
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Posts: 7244
From: ...a wonderful place to be.... orange county... NC!!!! M&M member #92 .... a blue-oval GRRL-deluxe.....
Registered: Jun 99

posted 08-20-2003 08:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kwazykat   Click Here to Email kwazykat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by johnmustang:
..... And when I bend over, you can't see my crack.....


....well..... most of the time anyways!!!
teeehehheehheheheeee
well.... ok ok ok ....... only the privileged and the few!!!
hahahahhahaaaa
heh heh heh


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Mustang Tally
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Posts: 3041
From: Winston Salem, NC
Registered: May 2000

posted 08-20-2003 11:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mustang Tally   Click Here to Email Mustang Tally     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Who can bend over anymore?

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Billy Mac
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Posts: 857
From: S.Ga
Registered: Aug 2003

posted 10-20-2003 06:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Billy Mac   Click Here to Email Billy Mac     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Some pretty good poetry there John........but to be honest....I have seen girls "adjustin' " themselves....(usually thong related)

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Billy Mac
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Posts: 857
From: S.Ga
Registered: Aug 2003

posted 10-23-2003 11:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Billy Mac   Click Here to Email Billy Mac     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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Ked
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Posts: 9036
From: Fayetteville, N.C.
Registered: Jul 99

posted 10-27-2003 04:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I doubt you'd see my butt crack,

but if my shirt is low enough......

oh, wait....that's not crack, that's cleavage.....

..............nevermind................

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