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Topic: this sounds like something kk, ked or shell might do!!!
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capri man Gearhead Posts: 6368 From: doerun, ga. Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 07-31-2003 10:34 AM
> Great Getting Even Story!!!! > Not that any of us would ever do such a thing =) > > Wife Gets Even > > After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife > for a younger woman. > > The downtown luxury apartment was in his name and he > wanted to remain there with his new love so he asked > the wife to move out and then he would buy her > another place. > > The wife agreed to this, but asked that she be given > 3 days on her own there, to pack up her things. > > While he was gone, the first day she lovingly put > her personal belongings into boxes and crates and > suitcases. > > On the second day, she had the movers come and > collect her things. > > On the third day, she sat down for the last time at > their candlelit Dining table, soft music playing in > the background, and feasted on a pound of shrimp and > a bottle of Chardonnay. > > When she had finished, she went into each room and > deposited a few of the resulting shrimp shells into > the hollow of the curtain rods. She then cleaned up > the kitchen and left. > > The husband came back, with his new girl, and all > was bliss for the first few days. Then it started; > slowly but surely. Clueless, the man could not > explain why the place smelled so bad. > > They tried everything; cleaned & mopped and aired > the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, > carpets were steam cleaned, Air fresheners were hung > everywhere. Exterminators were brought in, the > carpets were replaced, and on it went. > > Finally, they could take it no more and decided to > move. The Moving company arrived and did a very > professional packing job, taking everything to their > new home... > > ...including the curtain rods. >
------------------ mike r racing is real everything else is just a game. 81 capri-7.51 @89mph 1/8 1.54 60 ft. http://prestage.com/site/site_display.asp?SiteID=141
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SteveLaRiviere Administrator Posts: 42859 From: Saco, Maine Registered: May 99
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posted 07-31-2003 07:19 PM
I knew a guy that was in a bitter divorce in the middle of building a house. The wife won the house in the divorce and the husband was ordered to finish building it. He did, but as a final goodbye, he vented the toilet stack into the master bedroom walk-in closet. ------------------ '70 Mustang Mach 1 - '72 Mustang Sprint - '94 F-150 Please remember our sponsors, Mustangs Plus, NPD, Osborn Reproductions, and FordRamAir.com
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adragon8u Gearhead Posts: 4857 From: Oceano, Ca. member# 2895 Registered: Mar 2003
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posted 07-31-2003 07:35 PM
You know, these are some really good ides here. anybody out there got more?------------------ 66 coupe 289 C4 auto "someone who knows how will always have a job working for someone who knows why" http://webpages.charter.net/adragon8u/mystang
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capri man Gearhead Posts: 6368 From: doerun, ga. Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 07-31-2003 08:03 PM
i refuse to answer on the grounds that it might tend to eliminate me!!!------------------ mike r racing is real everything else is just a game. 81 capri-7.51 @89mph 1/8 1.54 60 ft. http://prestage.com/site/site_display.asp?SiteID=141
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kwazykat Moderator Posts: 7157 From: ...a wonderful place to be.... orange county... NC!!!! M&M member #92 .... a blue-oval GRRL-deluxe..... Registered: Jun 99
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posted 08-03-2003 04:14 PM
quote: Originally posted by SteveLaRiviere: ...... vented the toilet stack into the master bedroom walk-in closet.
teehehehehheheheeeeee i could tell a few tales but it might be better to simply keep folks guessing!!!!! heh heh heh heh kk
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PIA-Shotgun Journeyman Posts: 43 From: Mount Holly, N.C. USA Registered: Aug 2003
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posted 08-14-2003 09:52 PM
Thank you so much this is very useful lol Oh and please please tell the stories lol
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capri man Gearhead Posts: 6368 From: doerun, ga. Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 08-14-2003 10:34 PM
PIA you are better off without her stories!!!------------------ mike r racing is real everything else is just a game. 81 capri-7.51 @89mph 1/8 1.54 60 ft. http://prestage.com/site/site_display.asp?SiteID=141
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