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capri man
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From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000

posted 07-12-2003 10:18 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ladies - If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up."

Real Woman - If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad. You can eat it or take me out to Sizzlers.

Ladies - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Real Woman - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. Headache? Who the hell cares?

Ladies - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

Real Woman - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone and watch the reaction from the guys!

Ladies - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

Real Woman - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

Ladies - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the inside of the cake.

Real Woman - Go to the bakery. They'll even decorate it for you.

Ladies - Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

Real Woman - Two words, "Sara Lee."

Ladies - If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

Real Woman - Go ask the very cute neighbor guy to do it.

Ladies - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

Real Woman - Leftover wine??

Ladies - Will come and bail you out of jail no questions asked.

Real Woman - Is sitting next to you saying, "Dayamn...that was fun!"

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mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-7.51 @89mph 1/8
1.54 60 ft.
http://prestage.com/site/site_display.asp?SiteID=141

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BarrysGrrl
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From: Illinois/Indiana & parts inbetween
Registered: Jan 2002

posted 07-22-2003 06:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BarrysGrrl   Click Here to Email BarrysGrrl     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Mike, this is GREAT!!!!

Yep, I'm a Grrl!

Most Comfortable with my GrrlHood,

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Beth
Head Cheerleader for Moneymaker Racing!

"My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me." - Henry Ford (for Alex)
Alex & Beth's Homepage
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MoostangGT
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From: Redding, CA
Registered: Jul 2003

posted 07-23-2003 10:15 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MoostangGT   Click Here to Email MoostangGT     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hmm I guess I am not a lady... Oh well I like being a real women!

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capri man
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From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000

posted 07-23-2003 02:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
welcome to M&M moostangGT

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mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-7.51 @89mph 1/8
1.54 60 ft.
http://prestage.com/site/site_display.asp?SiteID=141

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Ken&Shell
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Posts: 706
From: Mocksville, NC
Registered: May 2000

posted 07-23-2003 08:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ken&Shell   Click Here to Email Ken&Shell     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
real Grrl all the way!! welcome Moostang.. glad to have a new grrl to the ranks..

Shell

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kwazykat
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Posts: 7157
From: ...a wonderful place to be.... orange county... NC!!!! M&M member #92 .... a blue-oval GRRL-deluxe.....
Registered: Jun 99

posted 07-23-2003 09:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kwazykat   Click Here to Email kwazykat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by capri man:
.....Real Woman - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. Headache? Who the hell cares?


Real Woman - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone and watch the reaction from the guys!


suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone? i would rather wrap my mouth around that big-o-ball-o-ice cream and watch the boys reaction to THAT instead.....

but!!!!! ked has the best ice cream thang going on..... i saw her in action at the dragstrip one nite and she drove the boys wylde!!! in fact they still talk about it ..... ...... no wonder they keep asking WHEN she is going be back at the track!!!!

heh heh heh heh heh heh

AND!!! welcome moostangGT!! it is always a pleasure to add a new GRRL to our crew!!!


kk

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Ked
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From: Fayetteville, N.C.
Registered: Jul 99

posted 07-23-2003 09:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by capri man:
Real Woman - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone and watch the reaction from the guys!




Methinks there might even be some pictures from Reno floatin' around somewhere too....

Methinks also that the teqiula headache cure would be a good cure from all the brain freezes, also........



(Welcome, MoostangGT!!)

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MoostangGT
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From: Redding, CA
Registered: Jul 2003

posted 07-24-2003 11:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MoostangGT   Click Here to Email MoostangGT     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Thanks for the welcome everyone!

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