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Ked
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posted 05-25-2003 06:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a bottle. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.

The Genie said,"Nope, sorry
three-wish genies are a story-tale myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So...what'll it be?"

The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will
bring about world peace and harmony."

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be easonable.
These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape
after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not THAT good!
I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."

So, the woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able
to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook
and helps with the house cleaning, is Great in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for .. a good man."

The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head, and said, "Let me see that freakin' map again."

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Ponygirl67
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posted 05-26-2003 03:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ponygirl67   Click Here to Email Ponygirl67     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ROFLMAO.........good one doll!!!

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george brown
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posted 05-27-2003 05:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for george brown   Click Here to Email george brown     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Why Kedra, I'm shocked that you think a good man is so hard to find! I've been a good husband to at least two women... )

lonesome George

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Ked
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posted 05-28-2003 08:07 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
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Originally posted by george brown:
I've been a good husband to at least two women... )

lonesome George


ROFLMAO!!!! Good one, George!!!!

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george brown
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posted 05-28-2003 02:29 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for george brown   Click Here to Email george brown     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hey - both of my exes wanted me back later; does that improve my "husband" score? But I'm a "been there, done that" kind of guy - I don't do repeats or encores...

lonesome George

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Joe Clutch
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posted 05-28-2003 11:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Joe Clutch   Click Here to Email Joe Clutch     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Stop me if you've heard it..

Woman finds a lamp, rubs it, genie bla bla.. three wishes, except whatever you wish, your husband gets ten times as much.

1)
W: I want to be the richest woman in the world.
G: OK, your husband will be ten times richer.
W: That's cool; we'll control all the money.

2)
W: I want to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
G: OK; your husband will be ten times handsomer than the handsomest man in the world.
W: That's OK. Since I'm the most beautiful woman in the world, he'll have eyes only for me.

3)
W: I want to have a mild heart attack.

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Ked
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posted 05-29-2003 10:21 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by george brown:
Hey - I don't do repeats or encores...

lonesome George


Even with a standing ovation????

geezzzz.....that could be a short evening, ya know!!

John,

The only problem with that story is, we don't learn where she finds one of those genies!!!

[This message has been edited by Ked (edited 05-29-2003).]

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