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Topic: Oh, To Be Six Again...
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Ken&Shell
Gearhead Posts: 679
From: Mocksville, NC
Registered: May 2000
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posted 04-29-2003 11:59 AM
   
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her
birthday.I'd love to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the
Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow!
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Big Mac along with extra fries and a refreshing
chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie-the latest epic, and hot dogs, popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&Ms.
What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?"One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size."
The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong...
Shell
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johnmustang
Gearhead Posts: 4504
From: Vancouver Island , British Columbia , Canada
Registered: Nov 2001
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posted 04-29-2003 12:01 PM
There really is no way we can win is there  ? JOHN  ------------------
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Mustang Tally
Gearhead Posts: 2631
From: Winston Salem, NC
Registered: May 2000
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posted 04-29-2003 02:25 PM
Size 6...That was when I was in the first grade!!
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 33990
From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99
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posted 04-29-2003 05:30 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Ken&Shell:
The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong...
For sure! ------------------
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Ked
Moderator Posts: 8007
From: Fayetteville, N.C.
Registered: Jul 99
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posted 05-01-2003 10:12 PM
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Originally posted by johnmustang:
There really is no way we can win is there ? JOHN
No there isn't. So why do you guys still fight it????? 
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jsracingbbf
Gearhead Posts: 1853
From: Batesville,MS. , U.S.A.
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 05-02-2003 12:13 AM
If it was the dress size she meant, why did she wait all day to tell him?  Maybe she thought they would wind up at the Mall. LOL  typical female.  ............
He shoots He scores..... then runs for cover.
JS will not be back into this post to see the flaming from the Grrls..... See JS going to FTD place to send Virtual Online Boquet to Gearhead Grlls to try to get out of dawghose. is it working? < Js hollers for wife Vikki... help get me outta here. Vikki Hollers back "You got yourself into the mess now you get yourself out" 
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