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mustangs68
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posted 03-25-2003 07:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mustangs68   Click Here to Email mustangs68     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
THE LOST CHAPTER OF GENESIS:

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.

So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?"
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman.

He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.

She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you!
She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
"She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it."

Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?"

God replied, "An arm and a leg."

Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"

Of course the rest is history!

thanks to Dan The Jokeman

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johnmustang
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posted 03-25-2003 07:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for johnmustang   Click Here to Email johnmustang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Your a brave man Sam, a very brave man

JOHN

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mustangs68
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posted 03-25-2003 08:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mustangs68   Click Here to Email mustangs68     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
John,
I married..I have little to live for..LOL

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Ked
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posted 03-25-2003 09:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Dang ~

Now the truth is out!!!

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rm302 boss
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posted 03-25-2003 10:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for rm302 boss   Click Here to Email rm302 boss     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Your going to get me killed...
Rene

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 03-26-2003 12:38 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
"THE LOST CHAPTER OF GENESIS"

I bet a woman misplaced it...

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BlueMule
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posted 03-26-2003 01:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for BlueMule   Click Here to Email BlueMule     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Are you sure a woman lost it? I thought a woman stashed it in a place where we couldn't couldn't find it.

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Ralph Rebandt
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posted 04-28-2003 11:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ralph Rebandt   Click Here to Email Ralph Rebandt     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I heard that they found that chapter in the Dead Sea Scrolls... lol

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Mustang Tally
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posted 04-29-2003 02:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mustang Tally   Click Here to Email Mustang Tally     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SteveLaRiviere:
[b]"THE LOST CHAPTER OF GENESIS"

I bet a woman misplaced it...

[/B]


There is an old woman who I see every once in a while in my house...She is gray haired and she sometimes walks with a cane...

She misplaces my keys, She hides important papers from me, she leaves dirty dishes in the sink and seldom unloads the dishwasher soon enough...

Matter of fact, all my mirrors are messed up...I never see my image in them anymore...just that old woman who lives here with me, always always staring back at me...

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 04-29-2003 05:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mustang Tally:
There is an old woman who I see every once in a while in my house...She is gray haired and she sometimes walks with a cane...

She misplaces my keys, She hides important papers from me, she leaves dirty dishes in the sink and seldom unloads the dishwasher soon enough...

Matter of fact, all my mirrors are messed up...I never see my image in them anymore...just that old woman who lives here with me, always always staring back at me...



But you have all her money!

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johnmustang
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posted 04-29-2003 05:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for johnmustang   Click Here to Email johnmustang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mustang Tally:
There is an old woman who I see every once in a while in my house...She is gray haired and she sometimes walks with a cane...

She misplaces my keys, She hides important papers from me, she leaves dirty dishes in the sink and seldom unloads the dishwasher soon enough...

Matter of fact, all my mirrors are messed up...I never see my image in them anymore...just that old woman who lives here with me, always always staring back at me...



quote:
Originally posted by SteveLaRiviere:
But you have all her money!


And all of her wonderful memories

JOHN


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kwazykat
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posted 04-29-2003 07:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kwazykat   Click Here to Email kwazykat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SteveLaRiviere:
....But you have all her money!

quote:
Originally posted by johnmustang:
....And all of her wonderful memories....

..... and who could FORGET those fantastic wonderful incredible loving, caring "one-of-a-two-of-a-kind" daughters of hers!!!!

heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
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bashful demure humble modest kk
batting her long southern lashes
with a big-o-soft-grrl-sigh......

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johnmustang
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posted 04-29-2003 07:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for johnmustang   Click Here to Email johnmustang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by kwazykat:
..... and who could FORGET those fantastic wonderful incredible loving, caring "one-of-a-two-of-a-kind" daughters of hers!!!!

heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh


bashful demure humble modest kk
batting her long southern lashes
with a big-o-soft-grrl-sigh......



Hmm I wonder if Tally has selective memory lose ? heh heh heh heh heh heh


JOHN

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Ked
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posted 05-01-2003 10:08 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Dang! KK beat me to it.....but she did leave out conservative....

She has a habit of doing that, ya know.

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