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mustangs68 Moderator Posts: 17068 From: Hampton,Virginia,USA MCA#39406 M&M #12 Registered: May 99	posted 03-25-2003 07:39 PM THE LOST CHAPTER OF GENESIS: Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God asked him, "What's wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will praise you! She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. "She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it." Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?" God replied, "An arm and a leg." Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?" Of course the rest is history! thanks to Dan The Jokeman IP: Logged
johnmustang Gearhead Posts: 3811 From: Vancouver Island , British Columbia , Canada Registered: Nov 2001	posted 03-25-2003 07:49 PM Your a brave man Sam, a very brave man JOHN ------------------ 65 2+2 FASTBACK 87 TAURUS WAGON 98 F150 XLT TRITON V8 4.6, 4 WHEEL DRIVE Member:Vancouver Island Mustang Association M&M #1710 MyPhotoPage MY TRUCK IP: Logged
mustangs68 Moderator Posts: 17068 From: Hampton,Virginia,USA MCA#39406 M&M #12 Registered: May 99	posted 03-25-2003 08:52 PM John, I married..I have little to live for..LOL IP: Logged
Ked Moderator Posts: 7813 From: Fayetteville, N.C. Registered: Jul 99	posted 03-25-2003 09:20 PM Dang ~ Now the truth is out!!! IP: Logged
rm302 boss Moderator Posts: 569 From: Austin Texas Registered: Dec 2002	posted 03-25-2003 10:59 PM Your going to get me killed... Rene IP: Logged
SteveLaRiviere Administrator Posts: 32067 From: Saco, Maine Registered: May 99	posted 03-26-2003 12:38 PM "THE LOST CHAPTER OF GENESIS" I bet a woman misplaced it... ------------------ '70 Mustang Mach 1 - '72 Mustang Sprint - '94 F-150 Please remember our sponsors, Mustangs Plus, NPD, Osborn Reproductions, MyFordPerformance.com, and FordRamAir.com IP: Logged
BlueMule Gearhead Posts: 673 From: Stevensville, MD, USA Registered: Sep 2002	posted 03-26-2003 01:20 PM Are you sure a woman lost it? I thought a woman stashed it in a place where we couldn't couldn't find it. ------------------ -Paul 70 Mach1 351C 79 Ranchero GT 97 Expedition XLT 5.4 00 SVT f150 Lightning 4149 of 4966 Born on: 06/26/2000 'life's tough... it's tougher if you're stupid.' IP: Logged
Ralph Rebandt Gearhead Posts: 437 From: Farmington Hills, MI Registered: Feb 2000	posted 04-28-2003 11:40 PM I heard that they found that chapter in the Dead Sea Scrolls... lol IP: Logged
Mustang Tally Gearhead Posts: 2557 From: Winston Salem, NC Registered: May 2000	posted 04-29-2003 02:32 PM quote: Originally posted by SteveLaRiviere: [b]"THE LOST CHAPTER OF GENESIS" I bet a woman misplaced it... [/B] There is an old woman who I see every once in a while in my house...She is gray haired and she sometimes walks with a cane... She misplaces my keys, She hides important papers from me, she leaves dirty dishes in the sink and seldom unloads the dishwasher soon enough... Matter of fact, all my mirrors are messed up...I never see my image in them anymore...just that old woman who lives here with me, always always staring back at me... IP: Logged
SteveLaRiviere Administrator Posts: 32067 From: Saco, Maine Registered: May 99	posted 04-29-2003 05:32 PM quote: Originally posted by Mustang Tally: There is an old woman who I see every once in a while in my house...She is gray haired and she sometimes walks with a cane... She misplaces my keys, She hides important papers from me, she leaves dirty dishes in the sink and seldom unloads the dishwasher soon enough... Matter of fact, all my mirrors are messed up...I never see my image in them anymore...just that old woman who lives here with me, always always staring back at me... But you have all her money! ------------------ '70 Mustang Mach 1 - '72 Mustang Sprint - '94 F-150 Please remember our sponsors, Mustangs Plus, NPD, Osborn Reproductions, MyFordPerformance.com, and FordRamAir.com IP: Logged
johnmustang Gearhead Posts: 3811 From: Vancouver Island , British Columbia , Canada Registered: Nov 2001	posted 04-29-2003 05:46 PM quote: Originally posted by Mustang Tally: There is an old woman who I see every once in a while in my house...She is gray haired and she sometimes walks with a cane... She misplaces my keys, She hides important papers from me, she leaves dirty dishes in the sink and seldom unloads the dishwasher soon enough... Matter of fact, all my mirrors are messed up...I never see my image in them anymore...just that old woman who lives here with me, always always staring back at me... quote: Originally posted by SteveLaRiviere: But you have all her money! And all of her wonderful memories JOHN ------------------ 65 2+2 FASTBACK 87 TAURUS WAGON 98 F150 XLT TRITON V8 4.6, 4 WHEEL DRIVE Member:Vancouver Island Mustang Association M&M #1710 MyPhotoPage MY TRUCK IP: Logged
kwazykat Moderator Posts: 6251 From: ...a wonderful place to be.... orange county... NC!!!! M&M member #92 .... a blue-oval GRRL-deluxe..... Registered: Jun 99	posted 04-29-2003 07:10 PM quote: Originally posted by SteveLaRiviere: ....But you have all her money! quote: Originally posted by johnmustang: ....And all of her wonderful memories.... ..... and who could FORGET those fantastic wonderful incredible loving, caring "one-of-a-two-of-a-kind" daughters of hers!!!! heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh bashful demure humble modest kk batting her long southern lashes with a big-o-soft-grrl-sigh...... IP: Logged
johnmustang Gearhead Posts: 3811 From: Vancouver Island , British Columbia , Canada Registered: Nov 2001	posted 04-29-2003 07:17 PM quote: Originally posted by kwazykat: ..... and who could FORGET those fantastic wonderful incredible loving, caring "one-of-a-two-of-a-kind" daughters of hers!!!! heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh bashful demure humble modest kk batting her long southern lashes with a big-o-soft-grrl-sigh...... Hmm I wonder if Tally has selective memory lose ? heh heh heh heh heh heh JOHN ------------------ 65 2+2 FASTBACK 87 TAURUS WAGON 98 F150 XLT TRITON V8 4.6, 4 WHEEL DRIVE Member:Vancouver Island Mustang Association M&M #1710 MyPhotoPage MY TRUCK IP: Logged
Ked Moderator Posts: 7813 From: Fayetteville, N.C. Registered: Jul 99	posted 05-01-2003 10:08 PM Dang! KK beat me to it.....but she did leave out conservative.... She has a habit of doing that, ya know. IP: Logged

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