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JCQuinn@work Gearhead Posts: 364 From: Lakewood, CO, USA Registered: Jun 2001	posted 01-28-2003 02:16 PM A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained. "Love dress? But you're naked!" "My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me." The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually. "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?" IP: Logged
Moneymaker Administrator Posts: 19310 From: Lyons, IL, USA Registered: May 99	posted 01-28-2003 02:49 PM LOL ------------------ Alex Denysenko Co-Administrator and Moderator NHRA/IHRA/SRA member and licensed Superstock driver MCA member# 53321 NHRA and IHRA SS/LA National Record Holder '00,'01,'02,&'03 Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28 Professional Manwhore The Barry of BarrysGrrl Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked." Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!" Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!" www.moneymakerracing.com IP: Logged
kwazykat Moderator Posts: 6251 From: ...a wonderful place to be.... orange county... NC!!!! M&M member #92 .... a blue-oval GRRL-deluxe..... Registered: Jun 99	posted 01-29-2003 10:36 PM OUCH!! teehehehehheheheeee now.... GIT outta the GRRLS garage with that stuff.... hahahhahahahahaaa.... just kidding!! i thought it was funny teehehehehheheheee kk IP: Logged
BarrysGrrl Gearhead Posts: 1235 From: Illinois/Indiana & parts inbetween Registered: Jan 2002	posted 01-29-2003 10:56 PM LMAO!!!!! kk, have you noticed how much the boys like to hang out in our hang out?!?!? Not that I mind too much, as long as they pick up after themselves . . . . yeah, right. ------------------ Beth Head Cheerleader for Moneymaker Racing! I'm so proud of Alex & Tony! "My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me." - Henry Ford (for Alex) My NEW Homepage IP: Logged
SteveLaRiviere Administrator Posts: 32067 From: Saco, Maine Registered: May 99	posted 01-30-2003 09:09 AM Like you grrls don't peek... ------------------ '70 Mustang Mach 1 - '72 Mustang Sprint - '94 F-150 Please remember our sponsors, Mustangs Plus, NPD, Osborn Reproductions, MyFordPerformance.com, and FordRamAir.com IP: Logged
Ked Moderator Posts: 7813 From: Fayetteville, N.C. Registered: Jul 99	posted 01-31-2003 08:21 PM peeking can be fun as long as it stays a hobby and does not become an obsession!! IP: Logged
SteveLaRiviere Administrator Posts: 32067 From: Saco, Maine Registered: May 99	posted 02-01-2003 04:18 PM Don't I know it! ------------------ '70 Mustang Mach 1 - '72 Mustang Sprint - '94 F-150 Please remember our sponsors, Mustangs Plus, NPD, Osborn Reproductions, MyFordPerformance.com, and FordRamAir.com IP: Logged

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