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Ked
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posted 01-11-2003 09:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
how long did it take for your mate to pass gas in front of you???? (and vice-versa)

I've been married for so long, I don't think there ever was a time when he didn't pass gas ~

Eventually, I had to retaliate ~ ya know.....

Must admit, the most satisfaction is when I can get one of those wonderful "eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww's outta him ~ and that's when I tell 'em I learned from the "master" !!!!!

And then, the other part of this deep question is ~ do you really have a lifetime committment if gas has never been passed betwixt the two??????

Just gotta know ~ ya know.....

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capri man
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posted 01-11-2003 09:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
the most fun part is, after we go to bed i tell her that i am going to spit straight up in the air towards the ceiling. she automaticly covers her head up with the comforter. then i let a good one go and hold her under the covers. darn, aint life fun!!!

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mike r
racing is real
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johnmustang
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posted 01-11-2003 10:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for johnmustang   Click Here to Email johnmustang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
When you gotta release some pressure, ya just gotta do it. I have never been overly worried about what people think of me, what you see is what you get. I did it on our 2nd date, all Cathy did was laugh and say, you must really like me. I was hooked after that , what a Grrrl

JOHN

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MrWesson22
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posted 01-12-2003 11:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for MrWesson22   Click Here to Email MrWesson22     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I plead the 5th. Hopefully someone else *ahem* won't come along and spoil that for me.

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jsracingbbf
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posted 01-13-2003 12:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for jsracingbbf   Click Here to Email jsracingbbf     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
My Dad always tells this story about holding MOM under the covers on their honey- moon to intiate the wedding then he let a stinky one. I ask him well did she ever get you back and he ALWAYS says NO women don't pass gas. I ALWAYS say BS, to which he ALWAYS answers they can't because they never keep their mouths shut long enough to build up any pressure. I have to laugh at that one. The old guy can be funny.

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BlueMule
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posted 01-13-2003 07:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for BlueMule   Click Here to Email BlueMule     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
It was Mrs.Mule that ripped the first one. It can't remember what I said that was so funny but she went hysterical. That was the end of it there. The harder she laughed. The more she let go. I figured after that, why not?

...been true love ever since.

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-Paul

70 Mach1 351C
79 Ranchero GT
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00 SVT f150 Lightning 4149 of 4966 Born on: 06/26/2000

'life's tough... it's tougher if you're stupid.'

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Gearhead
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posted 01-13-2003 12:56 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gearhead   Click Here to Email Gearhead     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ROFLMAO!! Whooo boy, I wish that I could tell ya'll the story about the first time she did it in front of me, but it's just a bit much... plus there are some members here on M&M that know my girlfriend, so I don't want to cause any unnecessary embarassement.

Let's just say that the "fart game" is alive and well in our household. LOL! It started pretty early on in our relationship... we're VERY comfortable with each other.

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Ian
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Just Strokin
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posted 01-13-2003 02:21 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Just Strokin   Click Here to Email Just Strokin     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You know the relationship is very comfy when one or the other comes into use the toilet whilethe other is taking a shower....hehehe

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No fast Fords at this time but one fine cruising 96 F350 CC DRW Power Strokin diesel.
And one rusty 64 Fairlane nick-named the Rust Bucket....And sometimes called the Money Pit...

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capri man
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posted 01-13-2003 07:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
a fart is forever~!!! hey yall didnt know i was a poet did you???

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mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
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I65Stang
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posted 01-13-2003 07:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for I65Stang   Click Here to Email I65Stang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Gearhead:
ROFLMAO!! Whooo boy, I wish that I could tell ya'll the story about the first time she did it in front of me, but it's just a bit much... plus there are some members here on M&M that know my girlfriend, so I don't want to cause any unnecessary embarassement.

Let's just say that the "fart game" is alive and well in our household. LOL! It started pretty early on in our relationship... we're VERY comfortable with each other.


I was wondering about that smell!

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69 Sportsroof
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posted 01-13-2003 08:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 69 Sportsroof   Click Here to Email 69 Sportsroof     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Well, we dated for 5 years before the moment. It started after we had finally set a date to get married. We were on our way home from a date (in my 88 GT ) and I looked at her oh so seriously and said that there was something I had to make sure she understood about me before we got married. She looked so concerned and I leaned over and blasted an @ss flapper. Said I was really glad to get that off of my chest. She nearly died. The only thing is that now its not funny unless she does it.....

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Stewart
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posted 01-13-2003 08:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stewart   Click Here to Email Stewart     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
How about this!

Does anyones mother-in-law fart in front of you?

Renee's does in front of me! LMAO! I couldn't believe it when she did. And she does constantly!

Stewart

PS - Ian you have mail! (WEG)

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69 Sportsroof
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posted 01-13-2003 09:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 69 Sportsroof   Click Here to Email 69 Sportsroof     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Stewart:
Does anyones mother-in-law fart in front of you?

My mother-in-law did before she was my m-i-l.... She cut the cheese way before Pop (f-i-l) ever did. Wonder where my wife gets it from? Hmmmmm....

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Gearhead
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posted 01-13-2003 10:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gearhead   Click Here to Email Gearhead     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Stewart:
PS - Ian you have mail! (WEG)

ROFLMAO!!!!!

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Gearhead
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posted 01-13-2003 10:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Gearhead   Click Here to Email Gearhead     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by 69 Sportsroof:
Well, we dated for 5 years before the moment.

5 YEARS??? Geez, we didn't even make 5 MONTHS... or was that weeks?

Ian

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Stewart
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posted 01-13-2003 11:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stewart   Click Here to Email Stewart     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Gearhead:
ROFLMAO!!!!!

Stewart

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Stewart
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posted 01-13-2003 11:42 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stewart   Click Here to Email Stewart     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Gearhead:
5 YEARS??? Geez, we didn't even make 5 MONTHS... or was that weeks?


Knowing your penchant for charm, days!

Stewart

heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

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Ked
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posted 01-14-2003 08:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
~ummmmmmmm.....

is it my imagination or am I seeing a REAL LACK of participation on the GRRLS part here??????

~come on grrls, 'fes up!!!!!

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Stewart
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posted 01-14-2003 09:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stewart   Click Here to Email Stewart     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Wassa matta Ian? Cat got yer tongue?? (WEG)

heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

Stewart

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Moneymaker
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posted 01-15-2003 11:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
OK, just for all of your Grrls.


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Ponygirl67
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posted 01-16-2003 11:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ponygirl67   Click Here to Email Ponygirl67     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ROFLMAO......ok I have been laughing to hard to type, with us it was before we were even dating.....so we both sorta new what we were in for before it started!!! Plus I am surrounded by boys young and old, so it is just self defense or payback, however you wanna look at it!!!!!!

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Ked
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posted 01-19-2003 01:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Hubby always says, Jokes are funny the first time you hear them but not necessarily the second time. However, Farts are always funny!

Yeah Donna!!! I knew there was at least one grrl woman enough to 'fess up!!!

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Ked
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posted 02-09-2003 12:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Still looks like it's just Donna and me....

.....o.k....so what doya do when ya let one in the car after a long day at work (one that has been held for hours and has brewed really well)and one of your co-workers waves you down as your leaving.....do you vent it out the passenger window, or do you take the chance they won't smell it and put your window down as they are leaning over it to speak to you and hope they don't notice??????

Not that this has ever happened to me, but I think I would try to vent it first....

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Ponygirl67
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posted 02-09-2003 01:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ponygirl67   Click Here to Email Ponygirl67     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
BHAHAHAHAHAA...........oh my god, now that is tooooooo funny, I would say I would get busted cause both my vehicles have manual windows, so I wouldn't be able to get away with putting both down for airflow......heheeheh......

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