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Topic: Male Chauvenist's fore play
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Moneymaker
Administrator Posts: 15755
From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 10-22-2002 03:44 PM
   
Roll over, lean close to her ear and yell
WAKE UP BITCH!
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Alex Denysenko
Co-Administrator and Moderator NHRA/IHRA/SRA member and licensed Superstock driver
MCA member# 53321
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA National Record Holder '00, '01, & '02
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28
Professional Manwhore
The Barry of BarrysGrrl Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked."
Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!"
Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!"
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kwazykat
Moderator Posts: 5966
From: ...a wonderful place to be.... orange county... NC!!!! M&M member #92 .... a blue-oval GRRL-deluxe.....
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 10-22-2002 07:34 PM
REDNECK FOREPLAY:GIT
IN
THE
TRUCK
BITCH  teeheheheheheheheheheheheheeeee
kk
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kwazykat
Moderator Posts: 5966
From: ...a wonderful place to be.... orange county... NC!!!! M&M member #92 .... a blue-oval GRRL-deluxe.....
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 10-22-2002 07:41 PM
MIDWEST FOREPLAY:GIT
IN
THE
CORNFIELD
BITCH.... I
WILL RUN
YOU DOWN
WITH MY
TRUCK.... AND!!! if it is a serious relationship and he is feeling especially romantic???....  he will yell...... HEY
BITCH....
YOU
GIT
A
FIVE
MINUTE
HEAD
START
BEFORE
I START
THE TRUCK..... hahahahahhahaahahhaahahahhaahaaaa
forgive me...... but i think it is hilarious.......
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Moneymaker
Administrator Posts: 15755
From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 10-23-2002 01:45 AM
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Alex Denysenko
Co-Administrator and Moderator NHRA/IHRA/SRA member and licensed Superstock driver
MCA member# 53321
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA National Record Holder '00, '01, & '02
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28
Professional Manwhore
The Barry of BarrysGrrl Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked."
Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!"
Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!"
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Ken&Shell
Gearhead Posts: 496
From: Mocksville, NC
Registered: May 2000
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posted 10-23-2002 01:23 PM
Male's know what foreplay is?? When did this happen.. Shell
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Moneymaker
Administrator Posts: 15755
From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 10-23-2002 02:46 PM
I do!  ------------------
Alex Denysenko
Co-Administrator and Moderator NHRA/IHRA/SRA member and licensed Superstock driver
MCA member# 53321
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA National Record Holder '00, '01, & '02
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28
Professional Manwhore
The Barry of BarrysGrrl Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked."
Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!"
Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!"
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JCQuinn@work
Gearhead Posts: 215
From: Lakewood, CO, USA
Registered: Jun 2001
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posted 10-23-2002 03:37 PM
Foreplay is the two hours of kissing and rubbing that makes a date fun. Then you have sex and go home.If I have another date I can answer Alex's Viagra question, maybe. John
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Ked
Moderator Posts: 7506
From: Hot Hills o' Sand, N.C.
Registered: Jul 99
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posted 10-23-2002 08:15 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Ken&Shell:
Male's know what foreplay is?? When did this happen.. Shell
~ummmmm....according to this thread, I don't think it has, Shell......
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Dave Witthoeft
Gearhead Posts: 1919
From: IL.
Registered: Dec 2000
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posted 10-23-2002 09:23 PM
Read the Karma Sutra....
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ccode67
Gearhead Posts: 1153
From: douglasville,ga,usa
Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 10-24-2002 07:14 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Dave Witthoeft:
Read the Karma Sutra....
I've got that book, but you spelled it wrong.... mine is the Kammed up Supra ------------------
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kwazykat
Moderator Posts: 5966
From: ...a wonderful place to be.... orange county... NC!!!! M&M member #92 .... a blue-oval GRRL-deluxe.....
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 10-24-2002 10:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by ccode67:
I've got that book, but you spelled it wrong.... mine is the Kammed up Supra
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahhaa THATS danged funny!!!
sexy rice?? i dunnnn thinnnnn so!!!!!
teeheehehehehehehehehehehehehheheee 
kk
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Moneymaker
Administrator Posts: 15755
From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 10-24-2002 11:58 AM
Greek foreplay......
well, on second thought I won't go there. 
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Alex Denysenko
Co-Administrator and Moderator NHRA/IHRA/SRA member and licensed Superstock driver
MCA member# 53321
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA National Record Holder '00, '01, & '02
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28
Professional Manwhore
The Barry of BarrysGrrl Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked."
Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!"
Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!"
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kid vishus
Gearhead Posts: 3308
From: middle of NC
Registered: Oct 2000
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posted 10-24-2002 12:39 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Moneymaker:
Greek foreplay......
I had heard that was what the driver of the 24 car got busted doing. 
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 26864
From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99
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posted 10-25-2002 09:52 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Dave Witthoeft:
Read the Karma Sutra....
Better yet, do it! ------------------
'70 Mustang Mach 1 - '72 Mustang Sprint - '94 F-150
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 5123
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 10-26-2002 12:14 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Moneymaker:
Greek foreplay......
well, on second thought I won't go there.
Hey!! It's good enough for Jeff Gordon!! LMAO!
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Mustang Tally
Gearhead Posts: 2258
From: Winston Salem, NC
Registered: May 2000
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posted 10-26-2002 07:16 PM
GENTLEMEN:"Foreplay" is not compiled by 10 minutes of your begging!!!
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Ked
Moderator Posts: 7506
From: Hot Hills o' Sand, N.C.
Registered: Jul 99
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posted 10-26-2002 08:37 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Mustang Tally:
GENTLEMEN:"Foreplay" is not compiled by 10 minutes of your begging!!!
Now you done gone and hurt their feelings, Mom!
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 26864
From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99
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posted 10-27-2002 02:04 PM
LADIES:"Foreplay" is not compiled by 10 minutes of your whining!!!
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'70 Mustang Mach 1 - '72 Mustang Sprint - '94 F-150
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Mike65
Gearhead Posts: 1690
From: Columbia,NJ, USA. 65 Fastback, 69 Coupe MCA #-04549
Registered: Dec 2000
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posted 10-29-2002 09:28 AM
You tell em' Steve  ------------------
Mike & Robin
65 Mustang Fastback
69 Mustang Coupe
87 LTD CV
99 Explorer Sport
00 Ranger XLT Extd Cab
"900 HP of Detroit muscle!!!"
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WessonsPony
Journeyman Posts: 20
From: Loganville, Georgia, USA
Registered: Oct 2002
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posted 10-29-2002 09:31 AM
Foreplay is that little thing I do on Neal's hood... ------------------
Love the pony, and she'll love you back
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itlbrnmoff
Gearhead Posts: 102
From: Indianapolis,IN.USA
Registered: Nov 2002
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posted 11-23-2002 07:30 PM
Daaaannnggg!!
This is hilarious!! Hey Kid...what's this about Gordon?
Is it true?
I missed that one...
I know he has (or had) one smokin'wife...
Just because your a nice guy,doesn't mean you're gay...
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1983 Mustang GT T-tops
306 T-5 3.45 gear
under construction...yawn...
No traction devices (yet)
A cool Ford Racing Hat...
All my friends dumped me...
Damned bow-tie babies...
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