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Moneymaker
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posted 10-22-2002 03:44 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Roll over, lean close to her ear and yell


WAKE UP BITCH!

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Alex Denysenko
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Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked."
Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!"
Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!"

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kwazykat
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posted 10-22-2002 07:34 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kwazykat   Click Here to Email kwazykat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
REDNECK FOREPLAY:

GIT
IN
THE
TRUCK
BITCH

teeheheheheheheheheheheheheeeee
kk

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kwazykat
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posted 10-22-2002 07:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kwazykat   Click Here to Email kwazykat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
MIDWEST FOREPLAY:

GIT
IN
THE
CORNFIELD
BITCH.... I
WILL RUN
YOU DOWN
WITH MY
TRUCK....

AND!!! if it is a serious relationship and he is feeling especially romantic???....

he will yell......

HEY
BITCH....
YOU
GIT
A
FIVE
MINUTE
HEAD
START
BEFORE
I START
THE TRUCK.....

hahahahahhahaahahhaahahahhaahaaaa
forgive me...... but i think it is hilarious.......

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Moneymaker
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posted 10-23-2002 01:45 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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Alex Denysenko
Co-Administrator and Moderator

NHRA/IHRA/SRA member and licensed Superstock driver
MCA member# 53321
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA National Record Holder '00, '01, & '02
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28
Professional Manwhore
The Barry of BarrysGrrl

Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked."
Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!"
Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!"

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Ken&Shell
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From: Mocksville, NC
Registered: May 2000

posted 10-23-2002 01:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ken&Shell   Click Here to Email Ken&Shell     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Male's know what foreplay is?? When did this happen..

Shell

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Moneymaker
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posted 10-23-2002 02:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I do!

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Alex Denysenko
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NHRA/IHRA/SRA member and licensed Superstock driver
MCA member# 53321
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA National Record Holder '00, '01, & '02
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28
Professional Manwhore
The Barry of BarrysGrrl

Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked."
Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!"
Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!"

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[email protected]
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From: Lakewood, CO, USA
Registered: Jun 2001

posted 10-23-2002 03:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for JCQuinn@work   Click Here to Email JCQuinn@work     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Foreplay is the two hours of kissing and rubbing that makes a date fun. Then you have sex and go home.

If I have another date I can answer Alex's Viagra question, maybe.

John

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Ked
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From: Hot Hills o' Sand, N.C.
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posted 10-23-2002 08:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ken&Shell:
Male's know what foreplay is?? When did this happen..

Shell


~ummmmm....according to this thread, I don't think it has, Shell......

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Dave Witthoeft
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From: IL.
Registered: Dec 2000

posted 10-23-2002 09:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave Witthoeft   Click Here to Email Dave Witthoeft     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Read the Karma Sutra....

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ccode67
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From: douglasville,ga,usa
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posted 10-24-2002 07:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ccode67   Click Here to Email ccode67     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Dave Witthoeft:
Read the Karma Sutra....

I've got that book, but you spelled it wrong.... mine is the Kammed up Supra

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kwazykat
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posted 10-24-2002 10:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for kwazykat   Click Here to Email kwazykat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by ccode67:
I've got that book, but you spelled it wrong.... mine is the Kammed up Supra


HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahhaa

THATS danged funny!!!
sexy rice?? i dunnnn thinnnnn so!!!!!
teeheehehehehehehehehehehehehheheee


kk

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Moneymaker
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posted 10-24-2002 11:58 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Greek foreplay......


well, on second thought I won't go there.

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Alex Denysenko
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NHRA/IHRA/SRA member and licensed Superstock driver
MCA member# 53321
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA National Record Holder '00, '01, & '02
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28
Professional Manwhore
The Barry of BarrysGrrl

Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked."
Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!"
Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!"

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kid vishus
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Posts: 3308
From: middle of NC
Registered: Oct 2000

posted 10-24-2002 12:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kid vishus   Click Here to Email kid vishus     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Moneymaker:
Greek foreplay......



I had heard that was what the driver of the 24 car got busted doing.

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 10-25-2002 09:52 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Dave Witthoeft:
Read the Karma Sutra....

Better yet, do it!

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mellowyellow
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From: So. Fl.
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posted 10-26-2002 12:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Moneymaker:
Greek foreplay......


well, on second thought I won't go there.



Hey!! It's good enough for Jeff Gordon!! LMAO!

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Mustang Tally
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From: Winston Salem, NC
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posted 10-26-2002 07:16 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mustang Tally   Click Here to Email Mustang Tally     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
GENTLEMEN:

"Foreplay" is not compiled by 10 minutes of your begging!!!

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Ked
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posted 10-26-2002 08:37 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mustang Tally:
GENTLEMEN:

"Foreplay" is not compiled by 10 minutes of your begging!!!



Now you done gone and hurt their feelings, Mom!

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 10-27-2002 02:04 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LADIES:

"Foreplay" is not compiled by 10 minutes of your whining!!!

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Mike65
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posted 10-29-2002 09:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mike65   Click Here to Email Mike65     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
You tell em' Steve

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WessonsPony
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posted 10-29-2002 09:31 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for WessonsPony   Click Here to Email WessonsPony     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Foreplay is that little thing I do on Neal's hood...

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itlbrnmoff
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From: Indianapolis,IN.USA
Registered: Nov 2002

posted 11-23-2002 07:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for itlbrnmoff   Click Here to Email itlbrnmoff     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Daaaannnggg!!
This is hilarious!!

Hey Kid...what's this about Gordon?
Is it true?
I missed that one...
I know he has (or had) one smokin'wife...


Just because your a nice guy,doesn't mean you're gay...

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