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Topic: The Perfect Man
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Mainah
Journeyman Posts: 45
From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 2001
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posted 07-18-2002 02:57 PM
   
The winner has been named in the world wide search for the perfect man. After careful consideration and endless debate, the Perfect Man has been named.MR.POTATO HEAD
He's tan.
He's cute.
He knows the importance of accessorizing.
And if he looks at another girl, you can rearrange his face. 
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BarrysGrrl
Gearhead Posts: 616
From: 1. What day is it? 2. Are we racing?
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted 07-18-2002 06:48 PM
OH - THAT is what you are talking about! I was going to say: no such thing~~~LOL ------------------
Beth "My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me." - Henry Ford (for Alex)
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capri man
Gearhead Posts: 2060
From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 07-18-2002 08:02 PM
ME!!!!------------------
mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-7.56 @88mph 1/8
1.56 60 ft.
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Dave Gibson
Moderator Posts: 6291
From: Pensacola, Florida, USA M&M#166 MCA#47921
Registered: Aug 99
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posted 07-18-2002 09:01 PM
I know that I'm not perfect. In other words, I might not get it right the first time. But I will take all night and make sure that I get it right!  Dave & Terri ------------------
Poison Ivy (Dave's)
'65 Fastback Modified 289 4V, C-4, dual exhaust, styled steel wheels, rally pac, A/C
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kwazykat
Moderator Posts: 5944
From: ...a wonderful place to be.... orange county... NC!!!! M&M member #92 .... a blue-oval GRRL-deluxe.....
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 07-18-2002 09:04 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Dave Gibson:
....I will take all night and make sure that I get it right!
oh! oh! oh! terri is one lucky babe!!!! good one pam!! heh heh
kk
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fordnmerc
Gearhead Posts: 504
From: Watkins Glen, NY USA
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 07-18-2002 11:03 PM
Well....Patrick Stewart has been called Mr Potato Head, on occasion, by some critics.Guess it's time to shave my ol' pate again! Make It So! ------------------
David "Lean on me. I am just another dumb fence post." 1978 LTD II 2 Door
1979 Ranchero GT
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 5103
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 07-18-2002 11:33 PM
The perfect man is looking for the perfect woman. Now THAT'S a challenge! LMAO!! Mr. potato head does NOT like mashed potatos. All those potatos and no gravy! LOL!
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Moneymaker
Administrator Posts: 15580
From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 07-19-2002 10:38 AM
I may not be perfect but,......I AM DAMN CLOSE! ------------------
Alex Denysenko
Co-Administrator and Moderator/ non 65-66 Mustang owner sensitivity co-ordinator NHRA/IHRA/SRA member
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA National Record Holder '00, '01, & '02
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28
Part time secret agent license #0089
Professional Manwhore
The Barry of BarrysGrrl
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Ken&Shell
Gearhead Posts: 486
From: Mocksville, NC
Registered: May 2000
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posted 07-19-2002 11:33 AM
And He cant talk back...Shell
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fordnmerc
Gearhead Posts: 504
From: Watkins Glen, NY USA
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 07-19-2002 01:56 PM
But....What if Mr. Potato Head turns out to be a masher? 
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 26688
From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99
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posted 07-19-2002 09:58 PM
Since there is no perfect woman, there's no need to search for a perfect man. ------------------
'70 Mustang Mach 1, '72 Mustang Sprint, '94 F-150
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BarrysGrrl
Gearhead Posts: 616
From: 1. What day is it? 2. Are we racing?
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted 07-20-2002 12:28 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Moneymaker:
I may not be perfect but,......I AM DAMN CLOSE!
Yep - I have to agree - you are pretty damn close to perfect (at least for me!). But we always need something to strive for. Besides, perfection would be boring - and BOREDOM has yet to ever be a problem for us! We ALWAYS find something to do . . . ------------------
Beth "My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me." - Henry Ford (for Alex)
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Moneymaker
Administrator Posts: 15580
From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 07-22-2002 10:23 AM
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Alex Denysenko
Co-Administrator and Moderator/ non 65-66 Mustang owner sensitivity co-ordinator NHRA/IHRA/SRA member
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA National Record Holder '00, '01, & '02
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28
Part time secret agent license #0089
Professional Manwhore
The Barry of BarrysGrrl
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capri man
Gearhead Posts: 2060
From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 07-22-2002 05:28 PM
The Perfect Man
The perfect man is gentle
never cruel or mean
he has a beautiful smile
and he keeps his face so clean The perfect man loves children
and will raise them by your side
he will be a good father
and good husband to his bride The perfect man loves cooking
cleaning and vaccuuming too
he'lldo anything to convey
his feelings of love to you The perfect man is sweet
writing poetry from your name
he's a best friend to your mother
and kisses away your pain He has never made you cry
or hurt you in any way......
OH SCREW THIS STUPID POEM............
THE PERFECT MAN IS GAY!!!!!!
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mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
81 capri-7.56 @88mph 1/8
1.56 60 ft.
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 5103
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 07-22-2002 07:06 PM
Yeah! The PERFECT man never had hemorrhoids!
He was a PERFECT a**hole!
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Mustang Tally
Gearhead Posts: 2255
From: Winston Salem, NC
Registered: May 2000
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posted 07-23-2002 11:55 AM
quote:
Originally posted by SteveLaRiviere:
Since there is no perfect woman, there's no need to search for a perfect man.
Oh Sweetheart!! Don't you remember meeting me last year in Reno? For Shame!! For Shame! ...You promised to NEVER forget me!!
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 26688
From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99
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posted 07-23-2002 07:15 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Mustang Tally:
Oh Sweetheart!! Don't you remember meeting me last year in Reno?For Shame!! For Shame! ...You promised to NEVER forget me!!
You turned down my pass, so you must not be perfect... ------------------
My Wild Oats have turned to Shredded Wheat.
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fordnmerc
Gearhead Posts: 504
From: Watkins Glen, NY USA
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 07-23-2002 10:28 PM
Geez, Mike, ya had a great poem going there. You were describing me exactly. Until the very end. Then I practically tossed my cookies! Gay I ain't!! ------------------
David Spread Joy. Less cholesterol than butter! 1978 LTD II 2 Door
1979 Ranchero GT
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