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kwazykat
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posted 07-16-2002 08:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for kwazykat   Click Here to Email kwazykat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A gynecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become an auto mechanic.

So he found out from the local tech college what was involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared
carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.

When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he obtained a mark of 150%.

Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been an error which needed adjusting."

The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an
extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler."

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Ken&Shell
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posted 07-16-2002 09:14 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ken&Shell   Click Here to Email Ken&Shell     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
KK, that is one talented mechanic.. lol

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mellowyellow
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posted 07-16-2002 11:28 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
He better start C sections if he wants to beat the flat rate! LOL!

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fordnmerc
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posted 07-16-2002 05:23 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for fordnmerc   Click Here to Email fordnmerc     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Just think what he could achieve THROUGH KEYHOLES!

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chetta
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posted 07-16-2002 06:30 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for chetta   Click Here to Email chetta     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
That's a funny joke but when I heard it the gynocologist was a woman not a man.

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Ked
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posted 07-16-2002 08:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 07-16-2002 08:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
But he had no clue of what to do when it came to working on driveshafts...

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mellowyellow
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posted 07-16-2002 10:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SteveLaRiviere:
But he had no clue of what to do when it came to working on driveshafts...


Wonder what the girl gyno thought when she discovered the culprit was a universal 'joint'! That must have put a needle in her bearing!

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 07-17-2002 08:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mellowyellow:
Wonder what the girl gyno thought when she discovered the culprit was a universal 'joint'! That must have put a needle in her bearing!

I bet that it just greased her zerk fittings right off!

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kwazykat
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posted 07-17-2002 09:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kwazykat   Click Here to Email kwazykat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mellowyellow:
Wonder what the girl gyno thought when she discovered .....

....a STUD GIRDLE......
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