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Topic: now THIS is a skill....um...art....uh....science....
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kwazykat
Moderator Posts: 5944
From: ...a wonderful place to be.... orange county... NC!!!! M&M member #92 .... a blue-oval GRRL-deluxe.....
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 07-16-2002 08:54 AM
   
A gynecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become an auto mechanic.So he found out from the local tech college what was involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared
carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he obtained a mark of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there had been an error which needed adjusting."
The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an
extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ teeheheheheheheheeeeeee
hahahahahahahahahahahaa
heh heh heh heh heh heh 
kk
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Ken&Shell
Gearhead Posts: 486
From: Mocksville, NC
Registered: May 2000
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posted 07-16-2002 09:14 AM
KK, that is one talented mechanic.. lol Shell
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 5103
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 07-16-2002 11:28 AM
He better start C sections if he wants to beat the flat rate! LOL!
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fordnmerc
Gearhead Posts: 504
From: Watkins Glen, NY USA
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 07-16-2002 05:23 PM
Just think what he could achieve THROUGH KEYHOLES!   ------------------
David "Lean on me. I am just another dumb fence post." 1978 LTD II 2 Door
1979 Ranchero GT
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chetta
Journeyman Posts: 67
From: Plano, Tx
Registered: Jun 2001
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posted 07-16-2002 06:30 PM
That's a funny joke but when I heard it the gynocologist was a woman not a man.  ------------------
chetta
2001 GT Convertible
Torquecentral.com
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Ked
Moderator Posts: 7499
From: Hot Hills o' Sand, N.C.
Registered: Jul 99
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posted 07-16-2002 08:31 PM
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 26688
From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99
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posted 07-16-2002 08:41 PM
But he had no clue of what to do when it came to working on driveshafts...------------------
'70 Mustang Mach 1, '72 Mustang Sprint, '94 F-150
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 5103
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 07-16-2002 10:32 PM
quote:
Originally posted by SteveLaRiviere:
But he had no clue of what to do when it came to working on driveshafts...
Wonder what the girl gyno thought when she discovered the culprit was a universal 'joint'! That must have put a needle in her bearing!
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 26688
From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99
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posted 07-17-2002 08:12 PM
quote:
Originally posted by mellowyellow:
Wonder what the girl gyno thought when she discovered the culprit was a universal 'joint'! That must have put a needle in her bearing!
I bet that it just greased her zerk fittings right off! ------------------
'70 Mustang Mach 1, '72 Mustang Sprint, '94 F-150
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kwazykat
Moderator Posts: 5944
From: ...a wonderful place to be.... orange county... NC!!!! M&M member #92 .... a blue-oval GRRL-deluxe.....
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 07-17-2002 09:09 PM
quote:
Originally posted by mellowyellow:
Wonder what the girl gyno thought when she discovered .....
....a STUD GIRDLE......
heeeheehehhheheeeeee 
kk
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