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From: Monterey, CA Mustangsandmore Member #437
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posted 05-31-2002 11:28 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Stewart   Click Here to Email Stewart     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I got this sent to me by one of my female RN friends.


If you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for 6 months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.

If you're a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.

If you're a momma bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.

I could deal with that. If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

Yup... I wanna be a bear.

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From: ...a wonderful place to be.... orange county... NC!!!! M&M member #92 .... a blue-oval GRRL-deluxe.....
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posted 06-02-2002 07:32 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kwazykat   Click Here to Email kwazykat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
dats beary cute stewwie!!


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posted 06-04-2002 11:03 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
~ummmmm.....I think I like bears!

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posted 06-04-2002 01:02 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Thud     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
.....I'm furry.

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does...


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