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Topic: The IRS
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Ked
Moderator Posts: 7227
From: Hot Hills o' Sand, N.C.
Registered: Jul 99
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posted 03-22-2002 04:12 PM
   
A young hotshot gets a job with the IRS. His first assignment is to audit an old rabbi. Thinking he'll have a little fun with the old man, the kids says, "Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?" The Rabbi says, "We sent them to the candle factory, and every once in a while they send us a free candle."
The kid says, "And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?"
The Rabbi says, "we send them to the matzoth ball factory, and every once in a while they send us a free box of matzoth balls."
The kids says, "and what do you do with the foreskins from your circumcisions?"
The Rabbi says, "we sent them to the IRS and every once in a while they send us a prick like you."  DOH! ------------------
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Ked
Moderator Posts: 7227
From: Hot Hills o' Sand, N.C.
Registered: Jul 99
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posted 03-26-2002 03:22 PM
Welllllll ~ when I read this the first time, I laughed so hard I almost lost my balance and I was sitting down........ .............oh well..............
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 4414
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 03-26-2002 07:01 PM
Some people have, well, .... a more 'conservative' sense of humor.
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kwazykat
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From: ...a wonderful place to be.... orange county... NC!!!! M&M member #92 .... a blue-oval GRRL-deluxe.....
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 03-26-2002 07:54 PM
teeheheheheheheheeeeesorry ked!
dont know how this one slipped by me
except i was getting all excited thinking
about going dancing with EddieD!!! 
kk
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Mike65
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From: Columbia,NJ, USA. 65 Fastback, 69 Coupe MCA #-04549
Registered: Dec 2000
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posted 03-27-2002 10:39 AM
WOW!! awesome Ked. that was good.------------------
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