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Ked
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posted 03-22-2002 04:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A young hotshot gets a job with the IRS. His first assignment is to audit an old rabbi. Thinking he'll have a little fun with the old man, the kids says, "Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?" The Rabbi says, "We sent them to the candle factory, and every once in a while they send us a free candle."
The kid says, "And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?"
The Rabbi says, "we send them to the matzoth ball factory, and every once in a while they send us a free box of matzoth balls."
The kids says, "and what do you do with the foreskins from your circumcisions?"
The Rabbi says, "we sent them to the IRS and every once in a while they send us a prick like you."

DOH!

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Ked
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From: Hot Hills o' Sand, N.C.
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posted 03-26-2002 03:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Welllllll ~ when I read this the first time, I laughed so hard I almost lost my balance and I was sitting down........

.............oh well..............

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mellowyellow
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posted 03-26-2002 07:01 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Some people have, well, .... a more 'conservative' sense of humor.

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kwazykat
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From: ...a wonderful place to be.... orange county... NC!!!! M&M member #92 .... a blue-oval GRRL-deluxe.....
Registered: Jun 99

posted 03-26-2002 07:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kwazykat   Click Here to Email kwazykat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
teeheheheheheheheeeee

sorry ked!
dont know how this one slipped by me
except i was getting all excited thinking
about going dancing with EddieD!!!


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Mike65
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From: Columbia,NJ, USA. 65 Fastback, 69 Coupe MCA #-04549
Registered: Dec 2000

posted 03-27-2002 10:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mike65   Click Here to Email Mike65     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
WOW!! awesome Ked. that was good.

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