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Topic: Why Men Pee Standing Up
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Ked
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From: Don't Let Your Mind Wander....it's Far Too Small to Be Out There By Itself!
Registered: Jul 99
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posted 12-05-2001 10:31 PM
   
Seems God was just about done creating the universe,
but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations,
so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve.
He told the couple that one of the things he had to give
away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It's a
very handy thing," God told the couple. "I was wondering
if either one of you wanted that very ability." Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me!
I'd love to be able to do that! It seems a sort of
thing a man should do. Oh please, oh please, oh
please, let me have that ability. It'd be so great!
When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals,
I could just stand there and let it fly. It'd be so cool,
I could write my name in the sand. Oh please God,
let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand
and pee, oh please..." On and on he went like an excited little boy who
had to pee. Eve just smiled and told God that if
Adam really wanted that so badly, that he should
have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would
make him happy, and she really wouldn't mind if
Adam were the one given this ability. And so
Adam was given the ability to urinate while in
a vertical position. He was happy, and did
celebrate by wetting down the bark on the tree
nearest him, laughing with delight all the while. "Fine,"God said looking back into his bag of leftovers.
'What's left here? Oh yes, brains.... ------------------
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MissingCat
Gearhead Posts: 372
From: Three blocks east of Alpha Centauri, then turn left at the Esso station
Registered: Sep 2001
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posted 12-06-2001 12:38 AM
HEYY!!! Something was said here... 
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ccode67
Gearhead Posts: 601
From: douglasville,ga,usa
Registered: Mar 2001
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posted 12-06-2001 07:26 AM
HUH,was I supposed to get this......HUH.
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kwazykat
Moderator Posts: 4725
From: me??? what planet are YOU from!!?.... heh heh heh..... M&M member #92
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 12-06-2001 11:10 AM
OH!!! the way i heard it, is the "left-over" item eve "got stuck" with was....MULTIPLE ORGASMS heh heh heh now...THATS a winner!!!!! 
kk [This message has been edited by kwazykat (edited 12-06-2001).]
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Ked
Moderator Posts: 6484
From: Don't Let Your Mind Wander....it's Far Too Small to Be Out There By Itself!
Registered: Jul 99
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posted 12-06-2001 02:11 PM
Yeah KK, who needs a brain when you can have that??? 
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Dave Witthoeft
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From: IL.
Registered: Dec 2000
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posted 12-06-2001 03:33 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Ked:
Yeah KK, who needs a brain when you can have that???
I'll bet real Grrls can have both. 
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kwazykat
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From: me??? what planet are YOU from!!?.... heh heh heh..... M&M member #92
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 12-06-2001 05:35 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Dave Witthoeft:
[QUOTE]I'll bet real Grrls can have both.
damn skippy!!!
kk
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SteveLaRiviere
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From: Saco, Maine USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 12-06-2001 06:47 PM
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bluestreek
Gearhead Posts: 519
From: Athens,GA
Registered: Jul 2001
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posted 12-07-2001 09:46 AM
The story that I heard was that Eve got terribly jealous, so God dug in his bag of creations and gave her 2 beautiful melon looking things on her chest to hold high and be proud of... The only problem was,.. Adam liked her new toys better than the one he got.. So.....
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fordfan
Gearhead Posts: 2446
From: Walla Walla, Wa, USA
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 12-14-2001 02:43 AM
err.. I was "trained" to set too tinkle... Unless i am at a rest area/public restroom (not setting on THOSE toilets!!), and I stand if I have to go out doors 
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FloJoe
Gearhead Posts: 309
From: Port Orange, FL, USA
Registered: Dec 2000
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posted 12-17-2001 11:10 PM
Its easier to pee on cameros that way.  ------------------
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mellowyellow
Gearhead Posts: 3066
From: So. Fl.
Registered: Aug 2000
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posted 12-20-2001 03:59 PM
We get to 'use the washbasins' at halftime!!
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AKBOSSMAN
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Registered: Oct 2000
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posted 12-20-2001 08:11 PM
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TomP
Moderator Posts: 3344
From: Delta BC Canada
Registered: Dec 99
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posted 01-06-2002 05:06 PM
ewwwwww !! that explains why the soap is a little more Mellow and a lot more Yellow than it should be!
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mustangs68
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From: Hampton,Virginia,USA 1968 Fastback & 1995 Vert MCA#39406 M&M #12
Registered: May 99
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posted 01-10-2002 10:50 PM
True story My 1st trip to Richmond International Speeday was many years ago..of course I had to go to the John.. Sign said MENS in I went...there standing facing the wall were 50 men peeing into bathtubs..I could not go to save my life..I was trained NOT to Pee in the bathtub.
Sam
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SteveLaRiviere
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From: Saco, Maine USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 01-11-2002 08:46 AM
At New England Dragway, they used to have this urinal that was a foot wide and ran the whole wall. You were supposed to just walk up, whip your skippy out and pee away with the rest of the boys. It looked like a sausage factory in there! ------------------
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Ked
Moderator Posts: 6484
From: Don't Let Your Mind Wander....it's Far Too Small to Be Out There By Itself!
Registered: Jul 99
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posted 01-11-2002 09:39 AM
well don't ya know it caused Mom mass confusion when Dad came home from taking my then five year old son to his first UNC Football game and my five year old son was excited about "peeing in the waterfall"....
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