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Ked
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From: Don't Let Your Mind Wander....it's Far Too Small to Be Out There By Itself!
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posted 12-05-2001 10:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Seems God was just about done creating the universe,
but he had two extra things left in his bag of creations,
so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve.
He told the couple that one of the things he had to give
away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It's a
very handy thing," God told the couple. "I was wondering
if either one of you wanted that very ability."

Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me!
I'd love to be able to do that! It seems a sort of
thing a man should do. Oh please, oh please, oh
please, let me have that ability. It'd be so great!
When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals,
I could just stand there and let it fly. It'd be so cool,
I could write my name in the sand. Oh please God,
let it be me who you give that gift to, let me stand
and pee, oh please..."

On and on he went like an excited little boy who
had to pee. Eve just smiled and told God that if
Adam really wanted that so badly, that he should
have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would
make him happy, and she really wouldn't mind if
Adam were the one given this ability. And so
Adam was given the ability to urinate while in
a vertical position. He was happy, and did
celebrate by wetting down the bark on the tree
nearest him, laughing with delight all the while.

"Fine,"God said looking back into his bag of leftovers.
'What's left here? Oh yes, brains....

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MissingCat
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From: Three blocks east of Alpha Centauri, then turn left at the Esso station
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posted 12-06-2001 12:38 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for MissingCat   Click Here to Email MissingCat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
HEYY!!! Something was said here...

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ccode67
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posted 12-06-2001 07:26 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for ccode67   Click Here to Email ccode67     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
HUH,was I supposed to get this......HUH.

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kwazykat
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posted 12-06-2001 11:10 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for kwazykat   Click Here to Email kwazykat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
OH!!! the way i heard it, is the "left-over" item eve "got stuck" with was....

MULTIPLE ORGASMS

heh heh heh

now...THATS a winner!!!!!


kk

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Ked
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posted 12-06-2001 02:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Yeah KK, who needs a brain when you can have that???

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Dave Witthoeft
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posted 12-06-2001 03:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave Witthoeft   Click Here to Email Dave Witthoeft     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Ked:
Yeah KK, who needs a brain when you can have that???


I'll bet real Grrls can have both.

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kwazykat
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posted 12-06-2001 05:35 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for kwazykat   Click Here to Email kwazykat     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Dave Witthoeft:
[QUOTE]I'll bet real Grrls can have both.

damn skippy!!!


kk

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 12-06-2001 06:47 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
'Cause we can.

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bluestreek
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posted 12-07-2001 09:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for bluestreek   Click Here to Email bluestreek     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The story that I heard was that Eve got terribly jealous, so God dug in his bag of creations and gave her 2 beautiful melon looking things on her chest to hold high and be proud of... The only problem was,.. Adam liked her new toys better than the one he got.. So.....

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fordfan
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posted 12-14-2001 02:43 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for fordfan   Click Here to Email fordfan     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
err.. I was "trained" to set too tinkle... Unless i am at a rest area/public restroom (not setting on THOSE toilets!!), and I stand if I have to go out doors

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FloJoe
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posted 12-17-2001 11:10 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for FloJoe   Click Here to Email FloJoe     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Its easier to pee on cameros that way.

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mellowyellow
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posted 12-20-2001 03:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mellowyellow     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
We get to 'use the washbasins' at halftime!!

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AKBOSSMAN
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posted 12-20-2001 08:11 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for AKBOSSMAN   Click Here to Email AKBOSSMAN     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I knew I shouldn't have come here

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TomP
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posted 01-06-2002 05:06 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for TomP   Click Here to Email TomP     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
ewwwwww !! that explains why the soap is a little more Mellow and a lot more Yellow than it should be!

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mustangs68
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posted 01-10-2002 10:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mustangs68   Click Here to Email mustangs68     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
True story

My 1st trip to Richmond International Speeday was many years ago..of course I had to go to the John..

Sign said MENS in I went...there standing facing the wall were 50 men peeing into bathtubs..I could not go to save my life..I was trained NOT to Pee in the bathtub.
Sam

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 01-11-2002 08:46 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
At New England Dragway, they used to have this urinal that was a foot wide and ran the whole wall. You were supposed to just walk up, whip your skippy out and pee away with the rest of the boys. It looked like a sausage factory in there!

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Ked
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posted 01-11-2002 09:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
well don't ya know it caused Mom mass confusion when Dad came home from taking my then five year old son to his first UNC Football game and my five year old son was excited about "peeing in the waterfall"....

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