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Topic: Capri Man Mike MIA? Not!
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Moneymaker Administrator Posts: 29200 From: Lyons, IL, USA Registered: May 99
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posted 11-24-2006 09:48 PM
Just spoke with the "little" man on the phone and he wanted to let everyone know that he is not MIA and fine. His computer crashed (must be a GM unit) and won't be back on line untill about Wednesday.This gives us the perfect opportunity to say all kinds of things about him on this thread since he can't respond for a few days. Things about his hair, weight, manhood,etc. or lack of the above.
------------------ Alex Denysenko Co-Administrator and Moderator NHRA/SRA member and licensed Superstock driver NHRA and IHRA SS/LA & SS/MA National Record Holder '00,'01,'02,'03,'04 &'05 First NHRA & IHRA 289 automatic Superstock Mustang in the TENS 06-99 First SS/MA in the TENS 04-03 IHRA division 5 Superstock Champion Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28 The Barry of BarrysGrrl Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked." Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!" Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!" www.moneymakerracing.com
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68 Coop Gearhead Posts: 5847 From: Mesquite, NV. 89027 Registered: Oct 2004
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posted 11-24-2006 09:56 PM
LMAO!
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Big D Gearhead Posts: 6843 From: WELLS, NEVADA USA Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 11-24-2006 10:31 PM
Alex..Capri Man has been MIA ever since he joined M&M.. Mentally that is..
------------------ Don 6T6 Fastback 331 STROKER, T-5 Metallic Royal Blue & Silver Candy Orange-Red Flames by McGrafix My Pics
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Moneymaker Administrator Posts: 29200 From: Lyons, IL, USA Registered: May 99
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posted 11-24-2006 10:36 PM
The little guy went hunting for a Thanksgiving turkey to deep fry and could only find a buzzard. He didn't even shoot it. It just showed up at his place out of pity. ------------------ Alex Denysenko Co-Administrator and Moderator NHRA/SRA member and licensed Superstock driver NHRA and IHRA SS/LA & SS/MA National Record Holder '00,'01,'02,'03,'04 &'05 First NHRA & IHRA 289 automatic Superstock Mustang in the TENS 06-99 First SS/MA in the TENS 04-03 IHRA division 5 Superstock Champion Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28 The Barry of BarrysGrrl Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked." Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!" Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!" www.moneymakerracing.com
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mustangs68 Moderator Posts: 27681 From: Hampton Va MCA#39406 M&M #12 Member Mustang Club of Tidewater Registered: May 99
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posted 11-24-2006 11:19 PM
edit by Sam[This message has been edited by mustangs68 (edited 11-25-2006).]
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clevelandstyle Gearhead Posts: 1558 From: central Indiana Registered: Jul 2001
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posted 11-25-2006 09:42 AM
quote: Originally posted by Moneymaker:
This gives us the perfect opportunity to say all kinds of things about him on this thread since he can't respond for a few days. Things about his hair, weight, manhood,etc. or lack of the above.
What hair???????????
------------------ Ben Grabber Green '70 Mach I 351C 4V Robbin Egg Blue '79 Fairmont 408C 4V, 10.50 127 MPH Prowler Purple '87 T'bird Turbo Coupe
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Ken Gearhead Posts: 4964 From: Prospect, Ct. M&M Member No. 31 MCA Member 49299 Registered: Jun 99
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posted 11-25-2006 10:51 AM
Mike who..... ------------------ i before e except in BUDWEISER !!! Ken FOR SALE1965 Springtime Yellow Coupe - 302GT40-4spd Edlebrock RPM Air Gap - 670cfm Holley Street Avenger Roller Cam - Duration 282'/282' @ 050 220'/220' lift 0.512 and much, MUCH MORE !!! My 1965 (aka RUMBLE BEE) Photo Page 1998 COBRA convertible - 18,000 factory original miles 2000 F150 4X4
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70 Pony Gearhead Posts: 2366 From: West Chester, PA, USA Registered: Jan 2000
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posted 11-25-2006 01:19 PM
His computer didn't crash...he'll be busy for the next week making and EATING, turkey salad, turkey gumbo, turkey burgers, turkey fritters, turkey pasta, turkey helper etc etc etc...... Eddie D
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Moneymaker Administrator Posts: 29200 From: Lyons, IL, USA Registered: May 99
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posted 11-25-2006 01:34 PM
quote: Originally posted by 70 Pony: His computer didn't crash...he'll be busy for the next week making and EATING, turkey salad, turkey gumbo, turkey burgers, turkey fritters, turkey pasta, turkey helper etc etc etc...... Eddie D
And don't forget Turkey Jerky~! ------------------ Alex Denysenko Co-Administrator and Moderator NHRA/SRA member and licensed Superstock driver NHRA and IHRA SS/LA & SS/MA National Record Holder '00,'01,'02,'03,'04 &'05 First NHRA & IHRA 289 automatic Superstock Mustang in the TENS 06-99 First SS/MA in the TENS 04-03 IHRA division 5 Superstock Champion Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28 The Barry of BarrysGrrl Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked." Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!" Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!" www.moneymakerracing.com
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Fastymz Moderator Posts: 22791 From: Reno Nv M&M #1240 Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 11-25-2006 01:53 PM
What else can you say about a guy who likes to boil his nuts ------------------ oddly obsessed with big scoops on little Mustangs HOOD HACKERS DELIGHT! My Pics 13.563 @ 108.64
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SteveLaRiviere Administrator Posts: 48752 From: Saco, Maine Registered: May 99
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posted 11-25-2006 06:18 PM
He was missing? {one of his famous lines... }------------------ '70 Mustang Mach 1 - '70 Mustang Convertible - '72 Mustang Sprint - '94 F-150 XL
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67stang Gearhead Posts: 2687 From: Panama City, FL Registered: Jun 99
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posted 11-25-2006 06:59 PM
Are you sure it is Mike that is missing??
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mustangs68 Moderator Posts: 27681 From: Hampton Va MCA#39406 M&M #12 Member Mustang Club of Tidewater Registered: May 99
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posted 11-25-2006 07:03 PM
Quick,someone check the Milk Carton
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Mooney Gearhead Posts: 2357 From: Marietta, Ga Registered: Oct 2003
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posted 11-25-2006 08:49 PM
That'd be a big milk carton quote: Originally posted by mustangs68: Quick,someone check the Milk Carton
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no juice Journeyman Posts: 94 From: ontario,canada Registered: Feb 2001
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posted 11-25-2006 10:38 PM
If Mike went missing, his picture would show up on the side of "blend " bottles, not milk cartons. Scott------------------ Big as life and twice as ugly!!
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Moneymaker Administrator Posts: 29200 From: Lyons, IL, USA Registered: May 99
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posted 11-26-2006 12:01 PM
They'd have to put his picture on the side of a BUS! ------------------ Alex Denysenko Co-Administrator and Moderator NHRA/SRA member and licensed Superstock driver NHRA and IHRA SS/LA & SS/MA National Record Holder '00,'01,'02,'03,'04 &'05 First NHRA & IHRA 289 automatic Superstock Mustang in the TENS 06-99 First SS/MA in the TENS 04-03 IHRA division 5 Superstock Champion Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28 The Barry of BarrysGrrl Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked." Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!" Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!" www.moneymakerracing.com
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Fastymz Moderator Posts: 22791 From: Reno Nv M&M #1240 Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 11-26-2006 01:14 PM
quote: Originally posted by Moneymaker: They'd have to put his picture on the side of a BUS!
The short bus
------------------ oddly obsessed with big scoops on little Mustangs HOOD HACKERS DELIGHT! My Pics 13.563 @ 108.64
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69 Sportsroof Gearhead Posts: 2814 From: Valley, Alabama, USA Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 11-26-2006 02:16 PM
Aint nothin' wrong with his computer. Miss Johnnie's done put the smack down on him.Rake them leaves up Mike!
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pmhvps Gearhead Posts: 734 From: Burlington,ON,Canada ,in the heart of the Golden Horseshoe. Registered: Oct 2003
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posted 11-27-2006 07:22 PM
Pass the peanuts. Mike.
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indyphil Gearhead Posts: 3394 From: Senoia, G.A. USA Registered: Jul 2002
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posted 11-28-2006 07:25 AM
He's not missing and his computer is not down.You know exactly what he is doing this time of year. He and Mrs Capri are busy making all the toys for the little boys and girls who have been good this year. Latley the cost of elves has risen so much that he has to make most of the toys himself. Reindeer food has gone up faster than gas prices so he's in even more of a crunch this year. You didnt know that Santa Claus really lived in Southern Georgia? Dont believe me? take a look at his mugshot!
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69 Sportsroof Gearhead Posts: 2814 From: Valley, Alabama, USA Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 11-28-2006 10:13 AM
quote: Originally posted by indyphil: You didnt know that Santa Claus really lived in Southern Georgia? Dont believe me? take a look at his mugshot!
Well, now that you mention it, he is a ho.
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capri man Gearhead Posts: 8777 From: doerun, ga. Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 11-28-2006 04:02 PM
quote: Originally posted by indyphil: He's not missing and his computer is not down.You know exactly what he is doing this time of year. He and Mrs Capri are busy making all the toys for the little boys and girls who have been good this year. Latley the cost of elves has risen so much that he has to make most of the toys himself. Reindeer food has gone up faster than gas prices so he's in even more of a crunch this year. You didnt know that Santa Claus really lived in Southern Georgia? Dont believe me? take a look at his mugshot!
you hit it right on the head phil!!
hehehe borrowed my sisters puter and actually remembered my password!! hope to be up and going again tomorrow. thanks for all the kind??? words guys!!
------------------ mike r racing is real everything else is just a game. 81 capri-302-7.25 @93mph 1/8 1.54 60ft 50 % of the fun dragracing is meeting people who will give you the shirt off their back to wipe the grease off your hands. M&M member #839 http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/mike470/adel2.jpg
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Bulldog66 Journeyman Posts: 96 From: Lake City, Fl. Registered: Nov 2006
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posted 11-28-2006 04:49 PM
quote: Originally posted by 69 Sportsroof: Well, now that you mention it, he is a ho.
Soooo not going there
------------------ 66' A code 289 Coupe. 95' F250 5.8 on 6" of Rancho lift and 35" MT Baja's. 06' Explorer - wifes truck.
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mustangs68 Moderator Posts: 27681 From: Hampton Va MCA#39406 M&M #12 Member Mustang Club of Tidewater Registered: May 99
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posted 11-28-2006 04:52 PM
I don't care who say,,That's Funny Sam
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Moneymaker Administrator Posts: 29200 From: Lyons, IL, USA Registered: May 99
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posted 11-29-2006 12:41 PM
------------------ Alex Denysenko Co-Administrator and Moderator NHRA/SRA member and licensed Superstock driver NHRA and IHRA SS/LA & SS/MA National Record Holder '00,'01,'02,'03,'04 &'05 First NHRA & IHRA 289 automatic Superstock Mustang in the TENS 06-99 First SS/MA in the TENS 04-03 IHRA division 5 Superstock Champion Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28 The Barry of BarrysGrrl Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked." Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!" Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!" www.moneymakerracing.com
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capri man Gearhead Posts: 8777 From: doerun, ga. Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 11-30-2006 10:56 AM
ok i am back!!!! now i can defend myself!! ------------------ mike r racing is real everything else is just a game. 81 capri-302-7.25 @93mph 1/8 1.54 60ft 50 % of the fun dragracing is meeting people who will give you the shirt off their back to wipe the grease off your hands. M&M member #839 http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/mike470/adel2.jpg
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Moneymaker Administrator Posts: 29200 From: Lyons, IL, USA Registered: May 99
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posted 11-30-2006 12:24 PM
As Mr. Miyagi used to say... NO DEFENSE! ------------------ Alex Denysenko Co-Administrator and Moderator NHRA/SRA member and licensed Superstock driver NHRA and IHRA SS/LA & SS/MA National Record Holder '00,'01,'02,'03,'04 &'05 First NHRA & IHRA 289 automatic Superstock Mustang in the TENS 06-99 First SS/MA in the TENS 04-03 IHRA division 5 Superstock Champion Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28 The Barry of BarrysGrrl Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked." Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!" Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!" www.moneymakerracing.com
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