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Topic: BS'er Wanted
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Kellxr7 Gearhead Posts: 643 From: Canada Registered: Mar 2003
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posted 03-28-2005 12:37 PM
I have made up a speech for my buddy at whose wedding I am the best man, but I need another good story about him, I cant think of much because he's in all honesty, a pretty boring guy, who works all the time & doesnt do alot of crazy things, If there is a good story teller here who could help me out, Id be very greatful, here are some points about the guy, He is an apprentice electrician, 23 years old, Ive known him since kindergarten. he likes snowmobiling, thats all I got, If anyone knows a good running joke about electricians or good stereotypes about them, any help is greatly appreciated. *stumped*
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65darkhorse Gearhead Posts: 993 From: Northern NJ Registered: Aug 2002
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posted 03-28-2005 02:47 PM
A quick google came up with alot of pay-for-speech sites, but this one was free and might help inspire you.http://www.hitched.co.uk/speeches/examples/index.asp
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Kellxr7 Gearhead Posts: 643 From: Canada Registered: Mar 2003
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posted 03-28-2005 03:09 PM
Thanks, good site, I must have missed it, I have found a few others that I got ideas for jokes, but not much for "anecdotes" thanks again
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Fastback68 Gearhead Posts: 3093 From: Sucat, Paranaque, Philippines Registered: Jul 99
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posted 03-28-2005 05:16 PM
I'm clutching at straws here, but would electricians be fair game for AC/DC jokes?
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mustangs68 Moderator Posts: 22320 From: Buckroe Beach Va MCA#39406 M&M #12 Member Mustang Club of Tidewater Registered: May 99
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posted 03-28-2005 08:05 PM
A bricklayer, a carpenter and an electrician argued about who was on the earth first. "We built the Pyramids of Giza," said the bricklayer, "so we must have been here first." "No," said the carpenter. "We built Noah's Ark long before that." Hearing this the electrician chuckled to himself. "What's so funny?" asked the carpenter. "On the first day of creation God said, 'Let there be light,'" explained the electrician. "And we'd already laid the cables."
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Fastback68 Gearhead Posts: 3093 From: Sucat, Paranaque, Philippines Registered: Jul 99
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posted 03-28-2005 08:30 PM
Good one And suitable for mixed company too!
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