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Topic: Politically Incorrect Easter Humor
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whiteknight289
Gearhead Posts: 1348
From: Wheaton, IL, USA
Registered: Mar 2004
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posted 03-27-2005 07:17 PM
   
Three idiots die and go to heaven, but before they can be admitted they must past a test. Each of them is asked to explain the true meaning of Easter.1st Idiot.."Easter...thats when we all dress up in scary costumes and go around the neighborhood knocking on doors and yelling Trick or Treat!"
Sorry, you failed, you won't be admitted into heaven. 2nd Idiot ..."Easter...is when we cut down a pine tree and hang decorations on it and exchange presents with each other!"
Sorry, you also failed, you won't be coming into heaven. 3rd Idiot..."Easter..is when we remember that Jesus Christ was crucified on the cross. He died and was buried in a tomb in the side of a mountain. On the third day he rose from the dead, pushed the large stone away from his tomb and walked outside. Then, if he sees his shadow..."
Scott
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Moneymaker
Administrator Posts: 25883
From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 03-27-2005 07:40 PM
Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs????
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Alex Denysenko
Co-Administrator and Moderator NHRA/IHRA/SRA member and licensed Superstock driver
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA & SS/MA National Record Holder '00,'01,'02,'03,'04 &'05
First SS/MA in the TENS!
IHRA division 5 Superstock Champion
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28 The Barry of BarrysGrrl Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked."
Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!"
Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!"
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Fastback68
Gearhead Posts: 3093
From: Sucat, Paranaque, Philippines
Registered: Jul 99
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posted 03-27-2005 08:22 PM
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mustangs68
Moderator Posts: 22320
From: Buckroe Beach Va MCA#39406 M&M #12 Member Mustang Club of Tidewater
Registered: May 99
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posted 03-27-2005 08:49 PM
I'll never eat another Easter Egg 
Sam
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Moneymaker
Administrator Posts: 25883
From: Lyons, IL, USA
Registered: May 99
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posted 03-27-2005 08:56 PM
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Alex Denysenko
Co-Administrator and Moderator NHRA/IHRA/SRA member and licensed Superstock driver
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA & SS/MA National Record Holder '00,'01,'02,'03,'04 &'05
First SS/MA in the TENS!
IHRA division 5 Superstock Champion
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28 The Barry of BarrysGrrl Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked."
Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!"
Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!"
www.moneymakerracing.com
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