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whiteknight289
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posted 03-27-2005 07:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for whiteknight289   Click Here to Email whiteknight289     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Three idiots die and go to heaven, but before they can be admitted they must past a test. Each of them is asked to explain the true meaning of Easter.

1st Idiot.."Easter...thats when we all dress up in scary costumes and go around the neighborhood knocking on doors and yelling Trick or Treat!"
Sorry, you failed, you won't be admitted into heaven.

2nd Idiot ..."Easter...is when we cut down a pine tree and hang decorations on it and exchange presents with each other!"
Sorry, you also failed, you won't be coming into heaven.

3rd Idiot..."Easter..is when we remember that Jesus Christ was crucified on the cross. He died and was buried in a tomb in the side of a mountain. On the third day he rose from the dead, pushed the large stone away from his tomb and walked outside.

Then, if he sees his shadow..."


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Moneymaker
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posted 03-27-2005 07:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Moneymaker   Click Here to Email Moneymaker     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs????


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Fastback68
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mustangs68
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posted 03-27-2005 08:49 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mustangs68   Click Here to Email mustangs68     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I'll never eat another Easter Egg
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Alex Denysenko
Co-Administrator and Moderator

NHRA/IHRA/SRA member and licensed Superstock driver
NHRA and IHRA SS/LA & SS/MA National Record Holder '00,'01,'02,'03,'04 &'05
First SS/MA in the TENS!
IHRA division 5 Superstock Champion
Fleet of FoMoCo products including 88 ASC McLaren Mustang #28

The Barry of BarrysGrrl

Quote #1: "I never met a magazine mechanic I liked."
Quote #2: "Make sure brain is in gear before engaging mouth!"
Quote #3: "If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch!"
www.moneymakerracing.com

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