adragon8u
Gearhead Posts: 4916
From: Oceano, Ca. member# 2895
Registered: Mar 2003
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posted 03-17-2005 08:14 PM
   
>D A M N I T O L
>Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
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>ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
>Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
>unconscious for up to two days.
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>E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
>Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of
>how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved
>out.
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>P E P T O B I M B O
>Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an
>evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents
>conception.
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>D U M B E R O L
>When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in
>enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
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>F L I P I T O R
>Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the
>urge
>to flip off other drivers.
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>M E N I C I L L I N
>Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal
>lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ..Can we get naked now?.
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>B U Y A G R A
>Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping Increases potency, duration,
>and credit limit of spending spree.
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>J A C K A S S P I R I N
>Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
>anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.
>
>A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
>A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to
>share
>their life stories with total strangers in elevators.
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>N A G A M E N T
>When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation
>level as nagging him
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