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Ked
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Posts: 8007
From: Fayetteville, N.C.
Registered: Jul 99

posted 10-08-2003 02:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
O.K., here I am almost 40 years old and never had a traffic ticket in my life.

So, whatdoyaknow????

Yesterday, during my lunch break an unmarked city cop is behind me.

Hell, I never even saw him until he "beeped" his siren at me....

...oh, no....what'd I do???

Was I speeding???

Did I run a light????

Did I run a little ole' lady down at the intersection???


Did I weave and he thinks I'm drunk???

Was there a hit and run with another yellow mustang??????

What o what could it be????

He says, I pulled ya over 'cause you're tags are expired.

Oh my!!

He says, Give me just a minute.

And was gone for what seem like forever after I gave him my registration and my license........

When he came back he had a citation!!!!

Oh!! I say, Can't you just give me a warning????? Please, Please, Please, Please, Please??????? I promise to take care of it tomorrow!

Sorry, ma'am, He says, 'cause your tags expired in JULY!!!

YIKES!!!!! How embarassing!!!!

How stupid of me!!!

Just a busy life, guys......had me a moment of being a ditz, O.K., well a couple of MONTHS of ditz.....just washed and waxed her on Sunday.....drove SheStang on Monday and notice Tuesday the inspection was out on the 'vert....he let me go for that...

Here I am just breaking allllllll kinds of laws......I ain't rockin' in no chair!!!

I asked him, People ask me all the time if I get speeding tickets in this car.....can I save face and tell them you gave me a speeding ticket instead???

He just shook his head, told me to have a nice day and went away.....


yes, I admit, I definately deserved this one....tried like crazy to figure a way to blame the spouse...could think of one or two ways....but....oh well!!

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1970 Mustang Coupe, the SheStang
1994 Mustang GT Convertible, canary yellow, the Queen Bee

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My broad mind and narrow waist have switched places!!!

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Dave Gibson
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From: Norfolk, Virginia, USA M&M#166 MCA#47921
Registered: Aug 99

posted 10-08-2003 03:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave Gibson   Click Here to Email Dave Gibson     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sorry about the ticket Ked. That does suxs. Doesn't your state send out re-newals a month before your birthday??? In Florida, you always re-new your plates on your birth month. That way any and all birthday money is spent for you. Hang in there GRRL Friend and have fun with your friends about this ticket. You don't have to tell them what it is for, just that you got one.

Dave & Terri

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'65 Mustang Fastback
'02 Explorer XLT
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
Common sense is not so common anymore.

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SteveLaRiviere
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From: Saco, Maine
Registered: May 99

posted 10-08-2003 06:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
If it makes you feel better, in Maine, you couldn't have driven off, he would have made you tow it home.

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'70 Mustang Mach 1 - '70 Mustang Convertible - '72 Mustang Sprint - '94 F-150

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Ked
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From: Fayetteville, N.C.
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posted 10-08-2003 08:17 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
YIKES!!!! Tow it home!!!

Got the new sticker today. Now I just gotta get the inspection done....

Yes, they do send notices, but not if you pay your taxes late.......

ummmmm.....and this year, they were late..........

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Dave Gibson
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From: Norfolk, Virginia, USA M&M#166 MCA#47921
Registered: Aug 99

posted 10-08-2003 08:25 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave Gibson   Click Here to Email Dave Gibson     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
they were late..........
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At least it wasn't something else that was LATE.

Dave & Terri

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'65 Mustang Fastback
'02 Explorer XLT
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
Common sense is not so common anymore.

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GTRocks
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From: Lusby, MD
Registered: Jun 99

posted 10-08-2003 08:55 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for GTRocks   Click Here to Email GTRocks     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL @ Dave!!

AMEN to that!!

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mustangs68
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From: Hampton,Virginia,USA MCA#39406 M&M #12
Registered: May 99

posted 10-08-2003 09:31 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mustangs68   Click Here to Email mustangs68     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Don't worry sweetie
The last speeding ticket I got was in '71.
(knock on wood)
The next time an Officer (Va Trooper) pulled me over was for those dang dark headlight covers I had on going to the 25Th Mustang Party.

$78 bucks that cost me and the Va Trooper had the nerve to wish me a Happy Birthday and tell how nice the 95 'Vert look

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Buster
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From: Orlando
Registered: May 2002

posted 10-08-2003 09:39 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Buster   Click Here to Email Buster     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I know how you feel Ked. This past April I got the same ticket, my birthday is in May. :/

The cop that pulled me over asked for my registration and I pulled it out. Then he said whats the date on that. After I looked I noticed that it was from the previous year, started looking for the correct one and he said not to bother because he had already checked.

Well for the life of me I couldn't figure out how in the world I could have gone 11 months on an expired tag.

Then it hit me.... I had back surgery in April of last year and wasn't able to drive for a few months and that was right when I needed to get the new tag, lol.

Man, one more month I would have made a whole year, lol..

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Ked
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posted 10-08-2003 10:12 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ked   Click Here to Email Ked     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Dave Gibson:
At least it wasn't something else that was LATE.

Dave & Terri



Them days are over!!!!

Ain't ya hear???? I joined a convent!!!!


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SUBMARINER MUSTANGER
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Posts: 601
From: Grandview, Missouri
Registered: Jun 99

posted 10-08-2003 10:59 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SUBMARINER MUSTANGER   Click Here to Email SUBMARINER MUSTANGER     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
No, I haven't heard! Tell me more!! Oh, and what's with this "I'm almost 40" crap?! I'm almost 37....which is almost 40 as well, and I'm just getting started. I know that last sentence contradicts a prior post I made a couple of nights ago, but sometimes you just have to accept things for what they are and say "what the *u#@".

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Sub Stanger/1990 LX 5.0 convertible (AOD to T5 conversion....completed)& the meat in the famous "SUB SAMMICH"!

Past Mustangs: '84 GT 5-speed; '91 GT auto; '70 M-code Mach 1, grabber yellow; 2 '95 GT 5 speeds, totalled first one; '94 6-banger, wifes; '89 LX 5.0 vert, '90 LX 5.0 hatch, '69 M-code Mach 1, 4 speed.

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Dave Gibson
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From: Norfolk, Virginia, USA M&M#166 MCA#47921
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posted 10-09-2003 05:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dave Gibson   Click Here to Email Dave Gibson     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SUBMARINER MUSTANGER:
and say "what the *u#@".

Great moive, because of the theme and the line "All right, who is the U-boat commander?" LOL

Dave & Terri

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'65 Mustang Fastback
'02 Explorer XLT
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?
Common sense is not so common anymore.

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george brown
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From: solomons MD
Registered: Dec 2001

posted 10-09-2003 11:16 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for george brown   Click Here to Email george brown     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Don't worry, the judge will probably let you out on a work-release program.

Forty is a PRIME age - I'm 1/4 century older than you and still going strong...

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fastford34
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From: penna
Registered: May 2002

posted 10-09-2003 05:40 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for fastford34   Click Here to Email fastford34     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
now i dont feel to bad. lol.
i dont get to drive the wife`s stang very often. last year on memorial day,we went to visit our daughters in Philly (PA). its a little over an hour an a half ride. on the way home i glance at the inspection sticker & notice the expiration date, 3/30/02. i could blame her but this is 1 of the things i always take care of (oops!). i still dont know how/why i forgot about this. i`m only 50,my memerory is still good...well,fairly good...ok,not what it was but it does work! sometimes!!!! lol. are these the golden years?!!!!

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70boss302
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Posts: 176
From: Jeffersonville, NY USA
Registered: Mar 2002

posted 10-09-2003 06:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for 70boss302   Click Here to Email 70boss302     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I once got pulled over in the Boss302 for an expired inspection sticker (over 2 years expired!). Anyway.....he was awed by the car and checking it out that he said "take her home!". I did take her home, eventually!! LOL

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70 Boss 302, 71 429 Mach1, 86 RX7 GLX
02 Z06 Vette

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itlbrnmoff
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Posts: 907
From: Indianapolis,IN.USA
Registered: Nov 2002

posted 10-11-2003 11:53 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for itlbrnmoff   Click Here to Email itlbrnmoff     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
I hear women are in their sexual prime mid 30's to 40...too bad the officer didn't have the kahonies to notice...

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