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capri man
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posted 06-13-2003 08:50 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote

Unionize!
All you union and non union workers will like
this one....

A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending
a
convention
in Las
Vegas and, as you would
expect, decided to check out the local brothels
nearby.
When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam,
"Is this
a
union
house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls
get?"
"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20."
Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the
man stomped
off down the
street in search of a more equitable, hopefully
unionized
shop.
His search continued until finally he reached a
brothel
where
the Madam
responded, "Why yes sir, this IS a union house."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut
do the
girls
get?"
"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the Union man said. He
handed the
Madam $100,
looked around the room and
pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde "I'd
like her for
the night."
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam, then
gesturing to
an 85 year
old woman in the
corner, "but Ethel here has seniority."

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mike r
racing is real
everything else is just a game.
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steve'66
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Posts: 6204
From: Sonoma,CA,USA
Registered: Mar 2000

posted 06-14-2003 12:25 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for steve'66   Click Here to Email steve'66     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Mike,

That was FUNNY!! ROTFLMAO

And too true,

SteveW

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