johnmustang
Gearhead Posts: 4088
From: Vancouver Island , British Columbia , Canada
Registered: Nov 2001
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posted 06-05-2003 12:35 AM
   
USEFUL TIPS AND OBSERVATIONS:
> >
> > 1. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to
> > make sure you are
> > removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull
> > on it. If it comes
> > out of the ground easily, it was a valuable plant.
> >
> > 2. The easiest way to find something lost around the
> > house is to buy a replacement.
> >
> > 3. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive
> > anyway.
> >
> > 4. One good turn gets most of the blankets.
> >
> > 5. There are two kinds of pedestrians-the quick and
> > the dead.
> >
> > 7. Life is sexually transmitted.
> >
> > 8. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at
> > which one can die.
> >
> > 9. The only difference between a rut and a grave is
> > the depth.
> >
> > 10. What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull
> > terrier.
> >
> > 11. Every morning is the dawn of a new error...
> >
> > 12. I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...
> >
> > 13. I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in
> > dead.
> >
> > 14. Mental floss prevents moral decay.!
> >
> > 15. A conclusion is simply the place where you got
> > tired of thinking.
> >
> > 16. If at first you DO succeed, try not to look
> > astonished!
> >
> > 17. It's not hard to meet expenses, they're
> > everywhere.
> >
> > 18. Budget: A method for going broke methodically . JOHN 
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