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johnmustang
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Posts: 4088
From: Vancouver Island , British Columbia , Canada
Registered: Nov 2001

posted 06-05-2003 12:33 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for johnmustang   Click Here to Email johnmustang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
NEVER SAY TO A COP
>
> 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
>
> 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
>
>
>
> 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
>
> 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good
>job!
>
> 5. Are You Andy or Barney?
>
> 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
>police officer.
>
> 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
>
> 8. I pay your salary!
>
> 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
>too!
>
>
>
> 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
>
> 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
>
> cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
>
> 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
>
> drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook
>glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

JOHN

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Ralph Rebandt
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Posts: 470
From: Farmington Hills, MI
Registered: Feb 2000

posted 06-05-2003 09:39 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ralph Rebandt   Click Here to Email Ralph Rebandt     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Those are great! Iam giong to share them at the Michigan Association of Chiefs of Police lunch today... thanks!

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itlbrnmoff
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Posts: 670
From: Indianapolis,IN.USA
Registered: Nov 2002

posted 06-07-2003 08:32 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for itlbrnmoff   Click Here to Email itlbrnmoff     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Ah HA HA HA HA HA!!

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MY SIGNATURE: ZZZZZ...SNORE...ZZZZZ...SNORE...Somebody wake me up...I'm havin' too F'ing much fun...Drifting again...ZZZZZZ....

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Mike65
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Posts: 1752
From: Columbia,NJ, USA. 65 Fastback, 69 Coupe MCA #-04549
Registered: Dec 2000

posted 06-09-2003 11:13 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Mike65   Click Here to Email Mike65     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL ROTFLMAO

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