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Topic: NEVER SAY TO A COP
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johnmustang
Gearhead Posts: 4088
From: Vancouver Island , British Columbia , Canada
Registered: Nov 2001
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posted 06-05-2003 12:33 AM
   
NEVER SAY TO A COP
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> 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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> 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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> 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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> 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good
>job!
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> 5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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> 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a
>police officer.
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> 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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> 8. I pay your salary!
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> 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning,
>too!
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> 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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> 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
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> cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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> 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been
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> drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook
>glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" JOHN  ------------------
65 2+2 FASTBACK
87 TAURUS WAGON
98 F150 XLT TRITON V8 4.6, 4 WHEEL DRIVE
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Ralph Rebandt
Gearhead Posts: 470
From: Farmington Hills, MI
Registered: Feb 2000
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posted 06-05-2003 09:39 AM
Those are great! Iam giong to share them at the Michigan Association of Chiefs of Police lunch today... thanks!
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itlbrnmoff
Gearhead Posts: 670
From: Indianapolis,IN.USA
Registered: Nov 2002
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posted 06-07-2003 08:32 AM
Ah HA HA HA HA HA!!  ------------------
1997 Dodge Ram 1500 ext. cab st. bed 5.9L...
Low Dollar 1983 Mustang GT W/T-tops...
306 4bbl. T-5 3.45 trac-loc...it'll burn 'em off
1988 Lincoln LSC
5.0 auto full power MY SIGNATURE: ZZZZZ...SNORE...ZZZZZ...SNORE...Somebody wake me up...I'm havin' too F'ing much fun...Drifting again...ZZZZZZ....
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Mike65
Gearhead Posts: 1752
From: Columbia,NJ, USA. 65 Fastback, 69 Coupe MCA #-04549
Registered: Dec 2000
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posted 06-09-2003 11:13 AM
LOL ROTFLMAO ------------------
Mike & Robin
65 Mustang Fastback
69 Mustang Coupe
99 Explorer Sport
00 Ranger XLT Extd Cab 4X4
M&M #- 890
MCA #- 4549
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