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mustangs68
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posted 08-09-2002 05:36 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mustangs68   Click Here to Email mustangs68     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
A crusty old Marine Corps colonel found himself at a gala event downtown,hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the colonel for conversation.

She said, "Excuse me, sir, but you seem to be a very serious man. Are you this way all the time, or is something bothering you?"

"Negative," the colonel said, "just serious by nature."

The young lady looked at all his medals and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." The colonel's short reply was, "Yes, a lot of action."

The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little - relax and enjoy yourself."

The colonel just stared at her in his serious manner.

Finally, the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the
wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?"

The colonel looked at her and replied, "1955."

She said, "Well, there you go; you really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously. I mean, no sex since 1955, isn't that a little extreme?"

The colonel, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "Oh, I don't know. It's only 2130 now!"

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capri man
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posted 08-09-2002 05:48 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for capri man   Click Here to Email capri man     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
THAT was the best one!!! hehehe
sorry sam, the devil made me do it!!

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SteveLaRiviere
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posted 08-09-2002 06:24 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for SteveLaRiviere   Click Here to Email SteveLaRiviere     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
LOL!!!

Very good one, Sam!

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Boss302
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posted 08-09-2002 09:19 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Boss302   Click Here to Email Boss302     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
brilliant

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fordnmerc
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posted 08-09-2002 09:45 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for fordnmerc   Click Here to Email fordnmerc     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
And you can bet that he did it in "An Efficient, Military Manner."

That is courtesy of 'Heartbreak Ridge'.

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johnmustang
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posted 08-09-2002 09:52 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for johnmustang   Click Here to Email johnmustang     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
The military is always standing at attention , ready to do battle. My dad was in the military for awhile as a pilot , and , called it his " one eyed moisture seeking zipper missile " I sure miss him

JOHN
One day I will learn how to spell , so I won,t have to edit all the time

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67 Fastback
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posted 08-10-2002 03:58 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for 67 Fastback   Click Here to Email 67 Fastback     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
Sam, I sent that to many current and ex-Marines that are pals.

Thanks

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mustangs68
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posted 08-10-2002 02:26 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for mustangs68   Click Here to Email mustangs68     Edit/Delete Message   Reply w/Quote
From a Gov't worker on Gov't time and computer no less
sam

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