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Topic: Sam's Best E-mail Joke of the Week..it's funny!
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mustangs68
Moderator Posts: 14357
From: Hampton,Virginia,USA 1968 Fastback & 1995 Vert MCA#39406 M&M #12
Registered: May 99
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posted 08-09-2002 05:36 PM
   
A crusty old Marine Corps colonel found himself at a gala event downtown,hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the colonel for conversation. She said, "Excuse me, sir, but you seem to be a very serious man. Are you this way all the time, or is something bothering you?" "Negative," the colonel said, "just serious by nature." The young lady looked at all his medals and decorations and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." The colonel's short reply was, "Yes, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little - relax and enjoy yourself." The colonel just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally, the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the
wrong way, but when was the last time you had sex?" The colonel looked at her and replied, "1955." She said, "Well, there you go; you really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously. I mean, no sex since 1955, isn't that a little extreme?" The colonel, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, "Oh, I don't know. It's only 2130 now!"
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capri man
Gearhead Posts: 1715
From: doerun, ga.
Registered: Nov 2000
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posted 08-09-2002 05:48 PM
THAT was the best one!!! hehehe
sorry sam, the devil made me do it!!------------------
mike r
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everything else is just a game.
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SteveLaRiviere
Administrator Posts: 24360
From: Saco, Maine Toys: '70 Mustang Mach 1 - '72 Mustang Sprint - '94 F-150
Registered: May 99
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posted 08-09-2002 06:24 PM
LOL!!!  Very good one, Sam! ------------------
All Fords since 1977!
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Boss302
Gearhead Posts: 339
From: Coleman, Wisconsin
Registered: Jan 2002
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posted 08-09-2002 09:19 PM
brilliant  ------------------
Max
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fordnmerc
Gearhead Posts: 201
From: Watkins Glen, NY USA
Registered: Mar 2002
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posted 08-09-2002 09:45 PM
And you can bet that he did it in "An Efficient, Military Manner."  That is courtesy of 'Heartbreak Ridge'. ------------------
David Spread Joy. Less cholesterol than butter! 1978 LTD II 2 Door
1979 Ranchero GT
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johnmustang
Gearhead Posts: 1765
From: Vancouver Island , British Columbia , Canada
Registered: Nov 2001
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posted 08-09-2002 09:52 PM
The military is always standing at attention , ready to do battle. My dad was in the military for awhile as a pilot , and , called it his " one eyed moisture seeking zipper missile " I sure miss him  JOHN
One day I will learn how to spell , so I won,t have to edit all the time  ------------------
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67 Fastback
Gearhead Posts: 666
From: Beaverton, Oregon
Registered: Aug 99
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posted 08-10-2002 03:58 AM
Sam, I sent that to many current and ex-Marines that are pals. Thanks
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Jerry
Member number: I forget (Help Steve?)
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"The danger in communication is the illusion that it has been accomplished."
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mustangs68
Moderator Posts: 14357
From: Hampton,Virginia,USA 1968 Fastback & 1995 Vert MCA#39406 M&M #12
Registered: May 99
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posted 08-10-2002 02:26 PM
From a Gov't worker on Gov't time and computer no less
sam
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