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Topic: State Mottos
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73STP
Gearhead Posts: 256
From: Milwaukie, OR USA
Registered: Aug 2001
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posted 02-06-2002 11:28 PM
   
Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity!
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Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Arizona: But It's A DRY Heat
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
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California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
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Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
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Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It-
Yet
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Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
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Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
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Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
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Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum,
But Leave Your Money)
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Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
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Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
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Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
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Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
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Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
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Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
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Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
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Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
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Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
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Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians
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Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
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Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
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Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
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Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, and very Little Else
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Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
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Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
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New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
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New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
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New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
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New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ...
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North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
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North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
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Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
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Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing
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Oregon: Spotted Owl ... It's What's For Dinner
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Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
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Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
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South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
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South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
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Tennessee: The Educashun State
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Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)
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Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
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Vermont: Yep
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Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
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Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!
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Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
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West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really!
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Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
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Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared!
I have lived in Washington, D.C., Maryland, Georgia, California and Oregon, and my better half (71resto) has lived in Michigan,and Milwaukee, WI. We found the humnor in every state!
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johnmustang
Gearhead Posts: 631
From: Vancouver Island , British Columbia , Canada
Registered: Nov 2001
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posted 02-06-2002 11:39 PM
BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA....Sh!t Happens 
JOHN 
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R Rainwater
Gearhead Posts: 440
From: Puxico,MO. USA
Registered: Jul 99
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posted 02-07-2002 02:31 PM
You got Missouri's motto wrong. It's: We elect dead people.
Bob R
P.s. Next year we're running Truman!!!
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AKBOSSMAN
Gearhead Posts: 2222
From: WASILLA , AK USA M&M #743 MCA #40857
Registered: Oct 2000
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posted 02-07-2002 03:21 PM
Indiana- Ohio blows and we Suck ! ------------------
WAYNE CURTIS
70 GRABBER GREEN BOSS 302
01 Sangria Red Focus ZX3
03 Boss 302 (5.0) (waiting on order form)
92 SHELBY 4X4 (K-9 IDITAROD LEAD DOG)
My old '71Torino GT
"If your under control then your not going fast enough" Parnelli Jones
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73trials
Gearhead Posts: 180
From: New Orleans, La.
Registered: Dec 2001
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posted 02-07-2002 05:27 PM
quote:
Originally posted by R Rainwater:
You got Missouri's motto wrong. It's: We elect dead people.
Bob R
P.s. Next year we're running Truman!!!
In Louisiana, dead people can vote! Otherwise, correct.
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SundanceKid
Gearhead Posts: 480
From: UT
Registered: Feb 2001
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posted 02-08-2002 12:00 AM
For Utah, I think Brigham Young said it best..."If you bring em, bring em young!) For those out of the loop Brigham Young was a Mormon church leader, and a polygamist.
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thedave66
Journeyman Posts: 75
From: mountain home, idaho
Registered: Sep 2001
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posted 02-08-2002 01:11 AM
idaho state motto= I Didn't Ask How Old dave
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todmeg
Gearhead Posts: 179
From: sayreville,nj
Registered: Apr 2001
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posted 02-08-2002 06:33 PM
hey 73 STP... looks like you learned how to spell in the great garden state of new jersey! (unless HUMNOR is some new word i never heard of!) :P------------------
scott
todds' dad(19fordmav72)
another Warsteiner lover. and warsteiner isn't all that expensive!
also.. you can run but you can't hide!
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67stang
Gearhead Posts: 976
From:
Registered: Jun 99
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posted 02-08-2002 10:27 PM
If you are going to post them, st least get it right Florida's is "We can't count!"
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